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Today, I was at the Wild Animal Park. There were bees everywhere. One brave bee, thinking he was Mr. Macho, flew right down my tank top in between my boobs. I freaked the hell out and ended up screaming and pulling down my shirt to get the bee out. I flashed about 10 kids and their families. FML

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bsaucedo 0

who says my tank top was low cut and my cleavage was showing ? my shirt doesnt need to be low cut for a bee to fly in. so you deserve to be run over :)

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Arcterion 0

Lucky kids. :P FYL though.

bonestructure 0

hahaha, a bee being mr.macho,

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plexico 4

The whole thing was caught by the park's surveillance cameras, and they turned the tape into an exhibit called, "The Land of Milk and Honey."

bsaucedo 0

#127 no, my friend, your the only moron here . why the hell would i be embarrassed of calling a bee mr. macho ? negative .

GodOfBeer 5

show us ze boobs!

elmangy 0

LOL THAT WAS YOU? D:

person1000003 0

I think the kids liked it but FYL

McLaughlane 0

I love the way you phrased this FML, lol. It made me laugh, but still fyl :( That would suck!

littlebrittle77 0

NICE!!!!!!!!

shnibz101 0

LOL

VijgenVeger 0

from this day forward.. bees will be my favorite animal.. but still.. **** your life.. on the bright side.. you gave some kids the day of their lives