Today, I was at the Wild Animal Park. There were bees everywhere. One brave bee, thinking he was Mr. Macho, flew right down my tank top in between my boobs. I freaked the hell out and ended up screaming and pulling down my shirt to get the bee out. I flashed about 10 kids and their families. FML
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Arcterion 0
Lucky kids. :P FYL though.
bonestructure 0
hahaha, a bee being mr.macho,
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cr1sis 0
haha why didnt you just.......like squeeze them together? squish the little pecker head
stone_light 0
this is why girls are so confusing: if a man just did that, youd most likely kick him in the balls. but when an animal does it, youd practially take ur top off...... wtf
a23b23x 0
damn how I wish I was a bee now.
KISSM3 0
This has happened to me before. It was a highly entertaining experience, well, after I got the bee out of my shirt and got over the fact that I displayed exhibitionist tendencies. :)
alyse0_fml 0
that sucks! i hate how there are lots of bees there. one time i went and there were a bunch of yellow jackets
ReconExpert 0
That bee sure did get to work on her! (female bees = worker bees)
vdubz 0
What's so wrong about sharing? :(
jahwn 12
YDI, by freaking out, you made yourself much more likely to be stung. Also all bees out of the nest (except during migration) are female.
freded21 0
are you seriouse what did you put some honey in there last night and forgot about till then or what i mean reallly calm down the bee will fly out and not sting youj unless you provoke it
bimboness 0
Its not a bad thing to flash.. it dont matter and im sure those dads loved it hahah but why werent u wearing a bra??