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Today, I was at the Wild Animal Park. There were bees everywhere. One brave bee, thinking he was Mr. Macho, flew right down my tank top in between my boobs. I freaked the hell out and ended up screaming and pulling down my shirt to get the bee out. I flashed about 10 kids and their families. FML

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bsaucedo 0

who says my tank top was low cut and my cleavage was showing ? my shirt doesnt need to be low cut for a bee to fly in. so you deserve to be run over :)

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Arcterion 0

Lucky kids. :P FYL though.

bonestructure 0

hahaha, a bee being mr.macho,

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ManicGypsy 22

1) Why were you not wearing a bra? If your boobs were too small for a bra then it's ok to flash people. 2) Did anyone take any pics? Perhaps someone should search the web, hehe.

jadekp314 0

its never ok to flash

bob1233 0

LMAO. ''a bee, thinking he was mr macho"

idrivefast 0

worker bees are female. just thought I would throw that in there.

tj8610 0

pics or it didn't happen

hijihi 0

"pics or it didn't happen" is obviously a joke, so chill...

airplanefood 0

It's called the internet. You're on it. Any comment you make entitles every anonymous person to judge you.

ChasinParkedCars 0

It makes so much sense it's not even funny, the internet doesn't need little girls like you.

wowfmlife 0

YDI for wearing low shirts and showing off your 12 year old 'boobs' No one cares, no one wants to see

bsaucedo 0

lol i don't have "12 year old boobs" i have "20 year old boobs" wth.

zitromd 0

Maybe you'll learn from this experience. Moral of the story? Cover up adequately and cover your chest and any other exposed opening when you're approached by macho bees.

Jemm_fml 29

Ignore them, trolls live for this moment.

Will09 0

Bees got game!!

jjdelcarpio 0

that's one lucky bee

Sharon_Cocks 2

hey if i was one of those kids i wouldn't complain

pancakes_n_syrup 0

Actually..to all the people saying most bees are female...they're male. The male worker bees are the ones that fly around gathering pollen.. Where did you people go to school?

Sappheyes 0

Wow. With all colony insects (bees, ants, termites, etc.) the workers are all sterile females. The queen is the only fertile female, and she lays a handful of males once in a while who only live long enough to fertilize the next queen.