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By canadiankc - 04/06/2009 02:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML

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By shitpile - 06/08/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML

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By fuck kids - 06/06/2013 18:24 - United States - Binghamton

Today, I went to a water park with a group of friends. As I went down the water slide, some complete turd waffle of a kid in the water kicked his leg out in line with my crotch. The moment I hit the bottom was the moment I think I became sterile. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2022 11:00 - United Kingdom - Macclesfield

Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

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By sandyseashells10 - 13/11/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML

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By ow my kidneys - 14/07/2015 10:33 - Germany - Bad Oeynhausen

Today, I went down a water slide. Halfway through, I got stuck behind some kids who were blocking the tube. Seconds later, a big-boned lady crashed into my back. Her solution to break the blockade was to start kicking my back repeatedly as hard as she could. The kids still wouldn't move. FML

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By HorrorByrd - 26/07/2009 20:06 - Canada

Today, I went on the large bungee drop at the West Edmonton Mall waterpark. As I was falling, my bikini top came off. I had to wait for the bungee rope to stop moving and the life guard to release the ankle strap. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple minutes in, I feel a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs being told that 'everyone wets themselves sometimes'. FML

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TotallyAwesome 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 9:04

That sucks, but I pet you made a couple of people's days.

zombieman000 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 9:05

Try one-piece swimsuits.

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beast123 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 12:14

It's ok as long as you shaved ur junk and your not a fat arse if not shame on u hairy fat arse

fatgothchick 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 12:25

this is actually pretty hot

wezlay 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 12:26

Numba 10 ur problt a fat @$$ urself

ht_GAH 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 12:30

VAGtastic

Bleep_fml 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 12:37

YDI for wearing a bikini bottom that has to be tied. Those only look good on skinny models during a photoshoot, they're barely fit to go into the water with because they untie quickly, let alone go on a water slide.

NickAlert 1

Thursday 4 June 2009 12:50

FML for not being there

tchntrm 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 13:03

It's funny how about 80% of people automatically assume a girl in a bikini is skinny & hot. if someone gets stuck on a slide at a water park all by themselves.. chances are they're on the large side. just sayin'. even cheap waterparks have wide slides. also, i can't help but think if your bikini bottoms really did come off midway down the slide, you wouldn't have tried to throw your ******* legs over your head. you'd probably cover your shit with your hands, stay as still as possible, and pray to god that there's something near by that you can hide behind once you get down.

Crush40 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 13:04

Number 4 haha

planetearth 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 13:12

#31 THANK YOU !!!!! How has no one ever seen one of these? You guys really think an amusement park would build a slide that was possible to to get stuck in, no matter how fat???? No. Fake fake fake!!

planetearth 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 13:14

Oh and #12 you're ******* dumb. EVEN THOUGH this is a fake FML, #10 said she was fat because she GOT STUCK IN A HOLE. Not because her bikini came undone.