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Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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I don't blame him. I'd chase you with a knife if you had thrown a rock at me too. YDI.

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Did you actually think that was a good idea? Many homeless people have mental illnesses. You were just asking for it.

pickles2b2 4

one in three actually...

That's still a lot, unfortunately.

HAHAHAHAHA, YDI

epic_delight1337 0

Aw you little bastard. You couldn't have thrown a quarter or something? LoL. One time i went to a park and there was a hobo in one of those picnic shelters and he was sleeping on the table the whole time.

^^^ WTF who cares about some hobo sleeping on a park bench....did u get chased by him or something interesting? don't think so, so shut the **** up. no one cares!

867 is a dick weed

Both 867 and OP is dickweeds...

You're a ******* dick. I hope that guy calls the cops on you.

Agreed. But I laughed my ass off when I read it.

Pocahontas22_fml 0

haha same here emmyluvsfml

on what retard he doesnt have a ***damn fone

finalone34 3

With the phone he has??

A homeless man calling the cops? That's wired no home but he has a phone. Lol

xd0rkiee 0

You`re kidding, right? If it`s true, YDI.

BIGGEST YDI EVER YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!! I HOPE HE WOULDA STABBED YOU AND FINISHED YOU OFF!

Really? You're complaining? You should have seen it coming dude. Don't throw rocks at people.

You exemplify everything that is wrong with this world. Seriously, this situation could be a metaphor for a lot of social movements, politics, etc. You are probably the reason people started using the c-word.

He should've got you and gut you like a cornish game hen :) YDI

nightmare22 0

Dam ur fuked up y da hell wud u do dat shit ppl like u piss me off YDI asshole