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Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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I don't blame him. I'd chase you with a knife if you had thrown a rock at me too. YDI.

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84 i love you! OP: You, sir, are a dickwad. I hope that your parents lose their jobs and invested all of their savings with Maddoff (sp) and you are left homeless and without a future. Then we'll all find you and throw rocks at you and hopefully break your dirty, stuck up, sob face

TheSickness 0

Wow. Way to be a douche.

Too bad he didn't catch you.

I agree with number six

Why is everyone like 'proof or it didn't happen.' How would you prove this? While I'm running for my life I'll just take a pic of this guy trying to kill me?! But OP, let's throw rocks at you and see how much you like it...

You should throw rocks at ******, not bums.

omg 112 they said they were joking. are u retarted?!!

NoNoNoFML 0

Your a douche. Way to be.

clutzie17 0

wth, dude, that's increadibly dick-ish

Wow i am with the homeless guy completely. I hope u got ur asshole torn up