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Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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I don't blame him. I'd chase you with a knife if you had thrown a rock at me too. YDI.

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Unfortunately, he didn't stab you :-( If only he were a little faster...

donag111 0

holy shit that is funny.....i would do that just for the rush of it HEHE

What an ass.

ChasinParkedCars 0

And I thought it would be funny to say "yes" to this while moderating FMLs so you'd get this kind of feedback. YDI.

trackstar17 0

YDI and #78 your a terrible person even though i hate to say it it made me laugh

Revenge at its best

fmlallstar, you dont have a chain gun. shut the **** up. ur not shhoting any1 with a chain gun, unless you're playing halo. so shut your mouth, because, no, you dont have a chain gun. i do agree that the OP needs some harsh punishment though.

What were you thinking?! Both in throwing the rock, and thinking this qualifies as a fml! Let's hope next time you do this, the victim's a little faster. :|

why would that "be funny" ?

itsnikk10 0

Good for him