Health: Today, I was at the orthodontist. As the lady was clipping my...

By BracesSuck - 09/04/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I was at the orthodontist. As the lady was clipping my brackets, she missed and clipped my gums instead. She looked at me and said, "Oh sorry, you're bleeding really badly. See, I got these fake nails put on and I guess I'm just not used to them. Let me try again." She missed. FML

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By Silent - 18/10/2018 17:30

Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML

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By dentistvictim - 16/10/2009 07:27 - Norway

Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2023 21:00 - United States - Tempe

Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML

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By Diana - 26/01/2024 00:00 - Germany

Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2024 07:00 - Philippines - Cebu City

Today, I went to the dentist. She put a spongy thing on my teeth and told me to bite. Her finger was there, so I was confused and… I accidentally bit her finger. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 10:57 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML

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By Gee... Thanks - 03/09/2014 01:35

Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML

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By Fox_Undercover - 30/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Wareham

Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2016 17:02 - United States - Brunswick

Today, I went to my new dentist to get my teeth cleaned. He kept getting distracted, causing him to repeatedly stab me in the gums. He then had the nerve to tell me that I need to brush more, due to how I was bleeding just from his "routine examination". FML

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By Bob - 22/11/2011 18:06 - United States

Today, I went to the orthodontist. The lady took a break and went to use the restroom. Apparently she didn't bother to take her gloves off, and they smelled like straight up pee. She had her hands in my mouth for over an hour. FML

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Uconnrunner 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 23:24

You should probably sue that bitch

babble 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 23:25

I hate being "worked on" (dentist, physical therapist, etc.) by people who are incompetent or not careful.

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maxv_15 0

Friday 10 April 2009 6:17

AHHH! that SUCKS. i remember i was getting contact lenses put in for the first time, i didn't know how to put them in properly, so i received some "help" from this old lady with horrendously long fake finger nails. she almost gouged my eye out. it was horrifying.

LYFSUKSTHENUDIE 0

Friday 10 April 2009 6:24

HELL NO!!!! i will never let any person with fake nails with tools that could make me bleed, i would have immediately asked for someone else

FuzzMonkey09 0

Friday 10 April 2009 6:30

I'm almost certain orthodontsts are not supposed to have fake nails. Bite her damn fingers next time.

FuzzMonkey09 0

Friday 10 April 2009 6:30

I'm almost certain orthodontsts are not supposed to have fake nails. Bite her damn fingers next time.

Put_u_on_blast 0

Friday 10 April 2009 6:34

Sue that BITCH

linacool15 0

Friday 10 April 2009 6:37

now would be a good time to SWITCH ORTHODONTISTS.

QuicheLorraine_fml 0

Friday 10 April 2009 6:41

Oh god. one time i went in just to "have them looked at" and the dental assistant accidentally knocked off one of the bracket. While trying to put it back she effectivly knocked two more off. What was supposed to be a 5 minute check up turned into an hour of regluing metal to my teeth.