By zero_minded12 - 21/05/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML
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GHEE_fml 0

Okay, you have got to admit that was pretty damn funny. Think before you act dude XD.

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Luckster 0

Gotta love how these things are designed. XD

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SpazTheGreat 14

To everyone commenting about "breast pocket"..... YOUR CHEST IS CALLED "BREAST", REGARDLESS OF GENDER. Hurp-durpin', are we? And YDI for buying Apple?

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jabs98 1

R u a guy or girl? Girl on girl? Grosss!!!!

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lovepandorasaver 11

Play on playa

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evey661 5

Why didn't you take out your I pod out as well?

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evey661 5

Why didn't you take out your I pod out as well?

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miracle250 0

Lmfao! I bet that was a sight.. What'd she do next ask ya for your number.. Haha. XD

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GoddamnBatman 7

Haha, great FML :) And gotta love the creepy face in the comic.

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venomousddog 19

This illustration is probably the funniest one I've read

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