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Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

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Derick_Z 0

Eh, not so bad.. Maybe he was just trying to break the tension by joking around? I understand the awkwardness of a doctor from the opposite sex feeling your downstairs though :P

obamas_mama 0

Why are so many gynocologists male and not female?

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Sumguy 0

lol! You think he has not seen a million vaginas before? I'm a guy and I actually had a friendly conversation with my female doctor last time I had a check up and she was feeling my nuts. I know she didn't give a damn, she's probably seen a million of them. I cracked a few jokes and while she was down there I said "You must have a really interesting job." and she proceeded to tell me a few stories and actually stayed and talked for a few minutes! lol You have to understand, it's nothing to him to be feeling around in there. Just business, but for him it's probably more annoying how tense people are when he does check-ups. After you've seen a few ****** it's no big deal. So I'm sure he's just going about his business and at least you have a funny story to tell. lol!

starberries 0

It makes no difference how many he's seen. It's inappropriate.

Frozenstein 0

what an ass :P

cartering 0

I clicked YDI for 41's reasoning. Either this was posted by a male, or it was posted by a girl who has yet to have her first gyno exam

0225 0

Uterus? What? Maybe the OP is confused about what she's referring to... Anyway, I agree with #1.

BigLord 0

It wasn't probably the uterus, just the deeper part of the ******. Still, I really don't understand what's so FMLing about this one.

Orlinda 2

u need a new doctor for sure wow; i wonder what his girl will feel like when he eats her out and says its kinda salty!; and i wonder why most of gyno doctors r men?????

0Perfume0 0

I'd kick him in the nuts...

soohungry 0

I'm not gonna lie, that's pretty freakin' funny :P