Today, I was at the fish store asking if they were hiring. My stepdad decided to humiliate me by screaming at them repeatedly that I'm a good person and that I deserve the job. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, being jobless and all, I tried calling my dad for a job after my many years of pride. He invited me to an interview to compete against 10 people, probably more qualified than I am. FML
Today, I applied for a job at a local store. As I walked out the door, I heard the manager read it out loud and everybody else laugh. FML
Today, I received a call from the company I applied to, only to have my father pick it up and make fun of the man's accent. They won't call me back or take any of my calls, and my dad is completely unapologetic. FML
Today, desperate for work, I went into a shop and asked the owner if he had any spare jobs to fill. He looked me up and down and sneered, "Yes, but not for people like... you." FML
Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML
Today, I got offered an interview for a great job. My father then spent the entire dinner telling me how pointless it was, and how I should apply to the factory next door because I would spend all the extra money on gas. FML
Today, I was at work at a local hot dog chain. A child (about 10, who I've seen there before) came in to order food for his Dad. He orders very excitedly, and I told him he'd be a great worker here when he gets older. He said "oh no, my Dad says I'm too smart to work in a place like this." FML
Today, I went into a store for an interview. I've had several places wanting to talk to me and this job was a lot lower paying. I got a little cocky and when offered the job, I said I wanted some time to finish my other interviews first and see what my options were. The manager then took back his offer. FML
Today, as I was working in retail, this guy shoved me into the shelves for asking if he needed help with anything, screaming at me that I need to leave him alone. FML
Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML
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Top comments
Indianboy9321 25
You should tell your stepdad not to be so shellfish. Eh, what the heck, I honestly think he did it just for the halibut.
LifeMD 14
So, did you get the job?
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Comments (54)
sarcasticlover 30
he wanted to help out.....but his way of doing so wasn't that great....
Keattles 14
Tell them you actually do want the job! But your dad is special :3
Ksweety_fml 27
Wow... I hope they still hire you, if they're hiring.
0ss 12
Is your dad Will Ferral by any chance?
fmelots 9
Never bring a parent when applying for jobs- you want to give the impression that you're independent.
JMichael 26
Walleye see nothing wrong here.
purebliss_fml 19
Well they aren't hiring your dad so I hope they decide to give you a chance at an interview if they are hiring. Otherwise, I wish you all the best on your job hunting. Next time, ask dad to wait in the car ;)
Redundant_Idiot 7
Dads will do that.
whatwhyhoo 10
Why did you bring your Dad? No one but you would think that's a good idea.
DeadDaveTheEnemy 13
whale i guess that cod have gone baiter huh daddy shore seems like quite the bass though you should probably go in alone next time
fierystage 8
That wasn't your 8est, Meenah. W8 a little longer 8efore trotting out just any old pun. ::::/
DeadDaveTheEnemy 13
oh put a fork in it serket i didnt ask you my puns are gold and you know it
cryssycakesx3 23
who knew B's and 8's were interchangeable
DeadDaveTheEnemy 13
sorry its sort of an inside joke