Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML
Mason_Jayson tells us more.
This is my FML. In my UNDESERVED defense...I do have a little OCD, I work in healthcare and automatically want to help when I see something like that, and there may have been a few beers involved. I'm not a pervert and have never done anything like that before (and you had better believe since). And for those who are curious: the mole was on her shoulder and the hair I touched was down by her shoulderbladeish area. This sucker was LONG.
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freaky922 0
Which is why you never, ever let your OCD take control when in public.
xjbearx 0
while that really sucks for you, i gotta say. you just don't do stuff like that to strangers.
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Comments (321)
simonelli 9
That is probably the most disgusting thing I've ever read...and this is why your OCD should not be a public display
megmich 4
Ha I can't stop laughing.! But y did it bleed?
runnawaygirl 4
That's really gross. Why would you do that to someone, in public?
FuhrerBurg 11
Ever hear of personal space. No. that is what I thought.
GeekinthaPink 0
Bahahahahahahahahah!!!! Dang how embarrassing XD hahah!!
Termanator141 12
dafuq did i just read?!?!
trudybable 2
lmfao poor girl
LaughingHobbit 4
Personal spaceee
faint0fhearts 16
Why would you touch another human being you don't know. Personally I probably would have hit you.
qpsarah 10
EWWWWW