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Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML

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This is my FML. In my UNDESERVED defense...I do have a little OCD, I work in healthcare and automatically want to help when I see something like that, and there may have been a few beers involved. I'm not a pervert and have never done anything like that before (and you had better believe since). And for those who are curious: the mole was on her shoulder and the hair I touched was down by her shoulderbladeish area. This sucker was LONG.

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Which is why you never, ever let your OCD take control when in public.

while that really sucks for you, i gotta say. you just don't do stuff like that to strangers.

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I agree with #6

WTF!!!!! why did you touch a stranger?!?!?!?!?!?!

that's just creepy!

lol that sounds funny sux for u still though

That's nasty

So why would you even touch some random womans head? YDI

that's awesome you did the bitch a favor

jake040 3

WIN!!!

jake040 3

WIN!!!

ladeizy 0

Thats pretty cool LOL O.O