By Anonymous - 24/01/2014 05:15 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I was applying for jobs online when my father called. When I told him what I was doing, he said in all seriousness that I should just be a sugar baby. I said he must be joking, but he replied, "Honey, if I had your tits, I'd never work a day in my life." 5ML
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Weird_situations 13

That's a really creepy thing to say to your daughter..

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RedPillSucks 31

Tell him that if he had your ****, he would be a medical marvel and a hit at the LBGT convention.

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graphicstyle7 17

Ew. Tell your dad good looks don't last forever. They usually go out a LOT sooner than your brain. Just because you are blessed in looks does not mean for a second that you don't possess a mind. Don't listen to him (or all the other guys you meet who just don't get it) and get that education!

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lil_mars 1

WTF.. WHY IS YOUR DAD LOOKING AT YOUR RACK..

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killafuzzy18 4

A father should not even think of a comment like that.

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Defecately 18

Heh, been there! not from my dad, but for friends

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mezzadelisha 2

Look, I think it depends on the relationship she has with her father and her age. I am in my 20's and don't see my dad as a dad cuz he was never there so we can say whatever we want to each other and it doesn't mean sh*t.

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Zeptosecond 7

"Honey, if I had your **** I'd have gynecomastia."

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