By prince-charming - 07/11/2009 10:12 - Kuwait
I agree, your life sucks
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You deserved it
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By prince-charming - 07/11/2009 10:12 - Kuwait
I'm not the best looking guy either, your not alone man!
Kids always say the truth but they need to know true beauty or handsomeness is within lol
Run out in the audience and tell them you just raped the princess and then tell them Santa isn't real and their parents are all dead. That will teach them
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But the Prince had lots of money, so all the "princesses" found him Charming enough. "Stop being dandy, showing me you're handsome"
Kids are really literal~probably thought narrator meant "Prince Handsome". Follow it up with "was the Prince Charming?" and you'd get a "YES!"