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By Grossedout - 09/06/2016 13:58 - United States - Naples

Today, I walked out to my garage where my other refrigerator is kept to get one of my favorite limited edition sodas. There was a rat in the fridge. FML

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danielcho7727 20

Friday 10 June 2016 5:19

which soda?

madgodvw 7

Friday 10 June 2016 1:59

Hey, as long as you wash it off with soap and a helluva lot of elbow grease, the bottle will be as good as new!

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madgodvw 7

Friday 10 June 2016 1:59

Hey, as long as you wash it off with soap and a helluva lot of elbow grease, the bottle will be as good as new!

danielcho7727 20

Friday 10 June 2016 5:19

which soda?

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