Today, I walked into a T-Mobile store to get a new phone. I wanted all of my numbers on my new phone, but the customer service rep had to transfer them. He said jokingly, "I understand. You don't want to lose your girlfriend's number." My girlfriend and I broke up two days ago. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML
Today, I was at AT&T getting my phone fixed. At one point, the salesman said, "You should see this." It was a text message from some girl apologizing for sleeping with my boyfriend for the past four months, and telling me that they were moving him out of our apartment. FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I fucked up when I answered a phone call. I wasn't sure who the number was at first, and it turned out to be my ex girlfriend who had apparently been stalking me. She asked me how my new girlfriend was, and as I answered it in front of my girlfriend, she's now depressed. FML
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
Today, I went out for a drink with my girlfriend. Everything was going smoothly until her phone rang, she took the call and cut whoever it was off quite quickly by saying, "I can't talk right now, I'm in the middle of a break-up." I certainly wasn't aware. FML
Today, I switched cell phone service providers, hoping to upgrade. After working out the details and picking a phone in the store, I got home to find my brand new cell can't get a signal in my house. I already signed the two year contract. FML
Today, the love of my life has moved a new girl into our house. Seeing him with her is agony. When they met, he told me I had nothing to worry about. Three hours after he'd said he wanted to get back together, she called him from a new permanent phone number, and now he acts like us getting back together never happened. FML
Today, my girlfriend was in a pissy mood because she said none of her friends have been texting to check on her lately since she changed her number. I asked if she gave the new number out. She said that no, she wanted to see who cared enough to call and ask for her new number. She doesn’t get it. FML
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Incubuss 0
Can you hear the sympathetic violin music? So ******* what?
ibaneziceman 0
Boo ******* hoo.
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Comments (126)
minette08 0
1. that's not bad enough to be on here 2. if you have t-mobile, you transfer your sim card. you don't go into the store to transfer your stuff. so this prolly isn't even real. bored much?
screwedeitherway 0
1.) True, this isn't that bad, but 2.) From personal experience with T-mobile 2 weeks ago: if, as in my case, you buy a new plan (or anything requiring a brand new SIM card, ie: lost or damaged phone), the store rep can transfer all information from your old SIM card to your new SIM card for you with a little device attached to their computers. You just put both SIM cards in and it's done. Therefore, yes, this is plausible.
screwedeitherway 0
Also, in case anyone gets bored enough to point it out, I just realized that I said something about a lost phone and then said you could copy its SIM card... Oops. My bad. Didn't catch it in time to edit.
FlaminYawn 0
Sales Reps who make small talk are annoying. The OP wanted to transfer ALL his numbers, who wouldn't? Is there a person in this world that doesn't want to keep their numbers? People who point out the obvious are the type of people stand up comedians write jokes about. George Carlin mastered it.
skb_fml 0
you need to stop complaining about things that don't really matter...
DameGreyWulf 1
Oh.. uh.. okay? So...? What? Was he the one who stole your gal? Did she break your first phone?
GriefBacon 0
You're such a crybaby. Geez seriously? How did this get through?
srak 0
HOW WAS HE SUPPOSE TO KNOW THAT!!! get a f*cking life!
Phomrey 0
So?
Mightybob50 0
And your point is? How the hell did this make it on the site?
zpicci 0
this doesn't affect your life. I wrote ydi just because this isn't an fml and shouldn't be on here
Nizzit2 0
QQ moar, how the hell did this get past the mods?