Today, I walked into a T-Mobile store to get a new phone. I wanted all of my numbers on my new phone, but the customer service rep had to transfer them. He said jokingly, "I understand. You don't want to lose your girlfriend's number." My girlfriend and I broke up two days ago. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML
Today, I was at AT&T getting my phone fixed. At one point, the salesman said, "You should see this." It was a text message from some girl apologizing for sleeping with my boyfriend for the past four months, and telling me that they were moving him out of our apartment. FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I fucked up when I answered a phone call. I wasn't sure who the number was at first, and it turned out to be my ex girlfriend who had apparently been stalking me. She asked me how my new girlfriend was, and as I answered it in front of my girlfriend, she's now depressed. FML
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
Today, I went out for a drink with my girlfriend. Everything was going smoothly until her phone rang, she took the call and cut whoever it was off quite quickly by saying, "I can't talk right now, I'm in the middle of a break-up." I certainly wasn't aware. FML
Today, I switched cell phone service providers, hoping to upgrade. After working out the details and picking a phone in the store, I got home to find my brand new cell can't get a signal in my house. I already signed the two year contract. FML
Today, the love of my life has moved a new girl into our house. Seeing him with her is agony. When they met, he told me I had nothing to worry about. Three hours after he'd said he wanted to get back together, she called him from a new permanent phone number, and now he acts like us getting back together never happened. FML
Today, my girlfriend was in a pissy mood because she said none of her friends have been texting to check on her lately since she changed her number. I asked if she gave the new number out. She said that no, she wanted to see who cared enough to call and ask for her new number. She doesn’t get it. FML
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Incubuss 0
Can you hear the sympathetic violin music? So ******* what?
ibaneziceman 0
Boo ******* hoo.
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Comments (126)
gumshower 0
so? thats not a **** my life moment. you shouldnt have even shared that.
afallingstar 22
sooooooo? it's not like the sales person knew that...not a fml at all
iRichiq 3
dumb joke, what imbecile doesn't know his girlfriend's phonenumber?
KittenLuvs1212 0
ouch. people, especially those on the job representing their company, shouldn't joke about stuff like that. regular joking is fine, but he should have been safe and stayed off a subject that was potentially hurtful.
frenchmench 0
Waaaaaah!
irokyoursox 6
oh my god. you have such a terrible life.
Bikon153 0
Man the **** up
saltypirate 0
Get over it. It was 2 days ago :,(
RSL1198 0
what a dick
Bladian 5
Are you all ******* stupid? It's an FML because the guy reminded him of the breakup, which logic suggests he's still upset about two days after the fact. Dear god apparently no one on this website has ever been in a relationship. Oh, wait. Sorry. If you have and you've been dumped you just walked it off because you're tough! Idiots.