Today, I walked in on my brother smoking weed. He immediately tried to hide it by dropping it down his pants, still lit. Screaming in pain, he pulled down his pants. The ashes burned his knob. I had to take him to the emergency room. FML
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bluerhhajfk 17
Apparently his friend gave him some to try. He's only 14 so I don't think he knew any better. He told me he was experimenting, and I think that's an okay thing to do so long as he learned his lesson. He is just a young stupid teenager. Moral of the story: Don't do drugs, kids. Or you'll burn your penises.
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ewmoldycheese 14
Proof marijuana is harmful.
caitlinrawrr 9
But.. what if we don't have a penis? Are we safe to smoke weed then?
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simoncat 11
Amen.
th3hardrocker 12
You didn't get a hit first? What a bad brother
merik225 14
I'm a girl and even I cringed at the thought of fire on someone's knob. FHS OP
calipilot227 16
Sometimes...we forget to think.
bluerhhajfk 17
Apparently his friend gave him some to try. He's only 14 so I don't think he knew any better. He told me he was experimenting, and I think that's an okay thing to do so long as he learned his lesson. He is just a young stupid teenager. Moral of the story: Don't do drugs, kids. Or you'll burn your penises.
caitlinrawrr 9
But.. what if we don't have a penis? Are we safe to smoke weed then?
mccrightp 29
Op's remark was rather sexist (sarcasm)! I'm sure she meant naughty bits in general.
TexasBitch 13
How the hell did he burn his penis bad enough to have to go to the ER on a pipe?
strawberrywine22 30
Sorry, but um, when exactly did OP say it was a pipe? Or are you just psychic that way?
TexasBitch 13
Oops
KK3137 31
What if we don't have a sister who could walk in on us smoking, causing us to drop it and burn ourselves? Sorry, just being a smartass..
martin8337 36
Don't drop the bong on your dong .
bluerhhajfk 17
Yes.
bluerhhajfk 17
I'm not a girl! I'm a guy...
Debragga99 6
Awkward...
SammyS2012 21
No, the moral of the story is, "YOU CAN'T TRUST THE SYSTEM."
Risho96 10
It doesn't matter if it was experimentation. Your brother and his friend both broke the law. You need to report them to the police. If he was experimenting with another law, like, say, rape, would you turn him in then? Or murder? If it's only experimentation for marijuana, why is it different for anything else? You need to turn him in. And his friend, too.
lochiamochia 25
Rape and murder are two very different things from smoking weed, especially if you're smoking alone. Rape and murder involves other people against their will. What a comparison, 170! I would hate to have you as a sibling; you'd probably report me to the cops for driving 1 mile over the speed limit.
Smoxxii 17
Not if you drop it down your pants and it gets in between your ****** lips somehow... (I don't know from experience, but I'm sure it's happened to someone...)
Smoxxii 17
That was meant for #116. Hey, does anyone think period blood would put out the blunt? No? Okay.
Risho96 10
Maybe I could've picked a better comparison, but the point is that marijuana is illegal=not okay.
mFUNdo21 17
well blood isn't flammable so...
electricshock19 12
He's only 14 isn't really a valid off-the-hook response when it comes to smoking weed. He should've already known not to do it in the first place.
hama806 19
Author of 176- what the literal ****! Both your comments were ridiculous and offensive.
8born8 18
#170 you seem a bit uptight... Have you honestly never in your life experimented with anything. Regardless of whether it's legal or not. Somehow I feel that if you say no, you're lying and are hiding something. Chill out dude, being a teenager is a huge learning curve. Oh and one more thing.... From marijuana to rape and murder?... That escalated quickly!
Risho96 10
190: As I said, I could've picked a better comparison, but the point is: it's ILLEGAL. Illegal=not okay.
Ripplez13 9
Weed is much safer and less addictive than alcohol or cigarettes, but those can both be used legally. "Illegal" doesn't automatically make something evil, it just means that a country's government holds certain opinions — there are many places where marijuana is actually legal.
Risho96 10
197: I'm not saying the marijuana is bad. I'm saying breaking the law is bad. If they're in Colorado, I don't care, not that states are listed. It does say United States, though. In the US, only Colorado has legal non medicinal marijuana. Also: just because marijuana is better than some things, that doesn't make it good.
Horsempeg 25
Honestly though, could you turn your brother in? I get it is illegal, but who`s to say OP doesn't do it too? Teenage years are about making mistakes, if you don't make mistakes, you don't learn.
Risho96 10
I'm fully aware of that, but that doesn't mean the law doesn't apply. And if they did something like that, I could certainly turn in my brothers and/or sisters.
TexasBitch 13
Oh, shut the hell up.
Risho96 10
Why should I do that?
setsuna9 25
"penises?" What if we have only one?
aruges93 12
Weed is legal in California if u have ur cannabis card too why are u so nazi about weed its his decision people do it it happens get over it dude if weed was legal our country would be hella rich
mastermaxx253 3
Weed is legal in Washington State as well. Its a much better to smoke than cigarettes. Less addictive as well as the fact that it makes brain cells instead of killing them like alcohol. Also they don't have to smoke it to get high, which give them a less likely chance of getting lung cancer if there is a chance.
LittleBastard 20
Why so serious. #205? Just a little bit of innocent experimenting.
Risho96 10
210: The thing is: it's not innocent. People talking about cigarettes and alcohol: I never said those are good things.
brianax36 14
Except for the fact the weed is actually an herb not a drug. Its not addictive nor harmful. I would prefer weed over any prescription. Which most prescriptions are drugs and have addictive qualities.
Risho96 10
#212 I'm not saying it's unhealthy, or worse than legal stuff, I'm saying it's not okay to break the law. At any age.
expectcriticism 13
#170 stfu and go spout your "goody two shoes" shit somewhere else. As if you've never done things that were wrong.
dagazar 12
Man just stop, you are getting nowhere.
NNOTCHO 23
Literally just leave, sign up for that Mars thing and leave
jasonrellet 22
I didn't know you can have more than one 0.0
jasonrellet 22
You're right he broke the law! He should be put to death! We don't want hardened criminals like him in society! He's probably going to end up a drugged out mass murdering psychopath! (Complete and utter sarcasm)
Scotth901 22
I said that to my mom and she believed it lol... I smoke everyday a ton and boast straight a's and a pluses lol mlia
incoherentrmblr 22
Weed is for *******. Crack is where it's at.
8born8 18
Crack is for people who want to merely exist or get so fried that they can forget anything because they don't have any coping mechanisms to deal with things.
imlifeless2 25
in response to 48, you do realize that alcohol and cigarettes, not to mention most medications prescribed or over the counter, are in fact mind altering chemicals? IT'S WHY MOST ARE TAKEN. Weed doesn't make you do that shit. I'm 15, intelligent as ****, and I smoked 2 joints at a party once and maintained full cognitive capacity. It's like guns; weed doesn't hurt people, stupid people hurt people, and look how many people you seem to be hurting. Good day to you, ma'm.
rockstar81 8
#58 Agreed! I was prescribed Ambien, and one night I drove my drunk roommate to taco bell, in her car, after taking Ambien, and I remember NOTHING! The kicker? My license is suspended. So if I would have been pulled over or wrecked, I would have been SO ******, if not dead. I DO NOT drive because my license is suspended and I never would have done that. It wasn't until the next day that my roommate informed me we went to Taco Bell and I drove. Another night consisted of lots of cops at my house and major drama. Again, I remember nothing of that night. I finally flushed them. I occasionally smoke weed and I never forget anything, or do things I wouldn't do. I'm 100% aware at all times. Maybe eat a little more than usual but that's it. Medications are WAY more dangerous than weed.
rockstar81 8
Oops, I meant that for #75...
bfsd42 20
Bewildered hooker, I think you are very bewildered. Alcohol is hypothetically harmless and comparable to smoking weed???? Did you watch reefer madness and take it as scientifically accurate? Also, sleeping pills are more addictive and more harmful than pot. So, get your facts straight before you make wild judgements. And being a hooker is illegal too.