Today, I walked in on my brother smoking weed. He immediately tried to hide it by dropping it down his pants, still lit. Screaming in pain, he pulled down his pants. The ashes burned his knob. I had to take him to the emergency room. FML
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bluerhhajfk 17
Apparently his friend gave him some to try. He's only 14 so I don't think he knew any better. He told me he was experimenting, and I think that's an okay thing to do so long as he learned his lesson. He is just a young stupid teenager. Moral of the story: Don't do drugs, kids. Or you'll burn your penises.
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ewmoldycheese 14
Proof marijuana is harmful.
caitlinrawrr 9
But.. what if we don't have a penis? Are we safe to smoke weed then?
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UFIUETSimpdesign 5
Say waaaa?
onlynameleft 8
It's only weed
LaUruguaya 11
Hopefully the burn rendered him sterile so this kind if stupidity isn't passed on. 14 or not, that'd still old enough to know better.
OnlyTheDarkest 17
Kid's don't always learn until they try something for themselves. I believe that it's alright to experiment once with things, just to draw your own conclusion about why that certain thing is bad. Kids can't always be sheltered and hold to the values their parents hold to if they don't try whatever it is once to understand the value of not doing that thing again. I don't think wishing a life without children on the kid is called for because we All do stupid things when we're young.
TexasBitch 13
So because he experiments he shouldn't have children?
deloria_fml 22
It's not about the experimenting - the experimenting's fine. It's about the idiocy of having dropped a lit joint in his pants.
TexasBitch 13
Well, fourteen year olds do stupid shit sometimes
8born8 18
145, you're either a parent, or speaking from experience... An excellent comment, I salute you.
deloria_fml 22
BewilderedHooker, you do realise that alcohol has been outlawed before. And it let to an even higher consumption of alcohol. Cannabis is legal in the Netherlands, and, shockingly, their country isn't going to hell. Please get over yourself.
kitkatthekbear 1
There is nothing wrong with smoking weed.
gagafan91 10
Please tell me you're joking......
Slawter16 24
155, they're right though.. Nobody's ever died or had long-lasting negative effects from weed.
threer 30
Uh.. Hello? It's ******* illegal.
8born8 18
183, I think it's being suggested that smoking a plant, in this case marijuana (ok, granted is illegal) has no long term, ongoing traumatic/detrimental effects, compared to say, tobacco (which is legal and also a plant)
TexasBitch 13
Did you ever drink before you were twenty one? Do you ever speed? That's illegal too.
bfsd42 20
Just wanna clear something up. Pot is only legal in one place, which surprisingly is North Korea. All the other places, including Amsterdam, Colorado and Washington, have decriminalized the stuff. Not quite legal, but pretty close.
assistantrachel 2
More like fhl (f*** his life)
lochiamochia 25
OP's brother's FML: "Today, my brother walked in on me while I was smoking weed for the first time. I tried to hide it before he saw, but the smoke from my pants gave it away. FML."
Dipmunch 13
Some people think weed is like some hardcore drug... it's just a matter of time before its legalized in most states, I know plenty of successful stoners, including myself haha :)
NopeFuckThat 7
This is like, the ultimate blackmail material
liftedworld 1
Haha, "drug"... Shake my head. Its not a "drug". Its a herb that grows from the ground; earth; soil... If you want to call a plant a drug and have it illegal then have other plants illegal.. The side affects, eat hella. Hunger gets what hunger wants. And when people say "i dont do drugs" wrong, you do, prescribtion meds.
brianax36 14
AMEN!
Skofnung 4
Well that's completely false. The definition of a drug is a substance that causes a physiological effect when taken by any means, (smoking, swallowing, injecting or what-have-you.) By that definition, marijuana is definitely a drug, as is anything else that gives you an altered state of mind. Drugs can grow from the ground just as easily as they can be manufactured.