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By ThereGoes200bucks - 02/03/2016 14:15 - United States - Pawtucket

Today, I've been so excited about receiving my new, expensive shakes in the mail to help with my weight loss and controlling my appetite. I've so far been eating the same in addition to the shakes and have gained 5 pounds this week. FML

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