Transportation: Today, I tried to jump between the train doors to make it in... - FML

By Icey_dan1 - 10/10/2010 15:16 - France

Today, I tried to jump between the train doors to make it in on time. And missed. FML

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By cmzraxsn - 11/12/2010 19:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I ran to catch the train, but slipped on the stairs and fell on my shoulder. However, my effort was rendered useless; it wasn't even my train. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 10:43 - Australia

Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2016 17:10 - Japan - Koshigaya

Today, I was starting a new job and I didn't want to be late, so I took a train that left earlier than normal, just to make sure I'd be on time. Turns out, the earlier train wasn't an express train, and made it to my stop 12 minutes after my usual one did. I was late for work. FML

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Too late

By Anonymous - 01/03/2015 13:31 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, while on the train heading to my new job, my coat caught between two seats. I didn't notice until my stop. I whacked myself in the face in front of everyone trying to get it free, and ended up missing my stop. When I finally got to work, I was told not to bother coming in again. FML

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By Idi - 09/12/2008 12:54 - France

Today, I arrived right on time for my train. Only problem, it was the wrong station. FML

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Beep beep beep

By chloe - 29/06/2009 09:44 - Australia

Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML

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By Noname - 15/03/2009 03:56 - United States

Today, I ran for the train that was about to leave. I tried to hold the doors open with my leg and got stuck. The conductor just yelled out how unbelievable and ridiculous I was and waited 2 minutes to finally release me. Everyone was laughing at me. FML

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Don't tread on me

By Kate - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML

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By 3,500 down - 07/05/2016 08:00 - United States - Altus

Today, my train departed over 10 minutes early. It was the last train of the day. I missed my transatlantic flight and along with it the vacation and concert I'd spent over a year saving for. FML

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By purplexangel - 02/08/2012 17:32 - United States - Lubbock

Today, I tried to stand by my toaster and train myself to not jump when it popped up. Not only did I jump, I also knocked the toaster off the counter and onto my toes. FML

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mrahhhhh 21

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:43

#1: Why are you late for work? #2: I missed my train and had to patiently wait for the next one. #1: Don't let it happen again. Alternatively... #1: Why are you late for work? #2: I almost died from hitting a train will trying to catch it by jumping through closing doors. #1: ... Get the hell out.

MAGNAVOX 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:17

*You're * ******* * retarded Says the person who has grammar problems.

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mrahhhhh 21

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:43

#1: Why are you late for work? #2: I missed my train and had to patiently wait for the next one. #1: Don't let it happen again. Alternatively... #1: Why are you late for work? #2: I almost died from hitting a train will trying to catch it by jumping through closing doors. #1: ... Get the hell out.

JillianlikesVogu 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:56

I am so confused...wouldn't OP be dead?

5t3ff1k4h 44

Sunday 10 October 2010 20:03

Would you be dead if you simply fell BEHIND the train that left? No.

JillianlikesVogu 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 20:44

It doesn't say behind the doors. In fact, it makes more sense if it was between cabs.

JillianlikesVogu 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 20:44

It doesn't say behind the doors. In fact, it makes more sense if it was between cabs.

ncvolley123 8

Monday 11 October 2010 1:49

Jillian, u could be a high fashion model, for like, Gucci!

jose1760 1

Monday 11 October 2010 2:59

or he wrote this from the grave!!!!!!

MrsxBillxKaulitz 5

Sunday 10 October 2010 20:18

OP is quite stupid, yes?

UrLiFsuX 4

Sunday 10 October 2010 20:21

Today I learned people are dumb enough to try and jump through train doors while closing....FYL for failing, I would have just ninja kicked through the window

xpopcorn 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 22:42

lol

dug44 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 20:21

your a liar!!!!

Juneyah1017 9

Sunday 10 October 2010 20:35

what did you learn?

ATL_chris 6

Sunday 10 October 2010 20:42

haha

VickyBlendo 2

Sunday 10 October 2010 20:52

Well that's why they say "mind the gap"

freshkid 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 20:53

FML's these days make no sense. it's a ******* challenge to even understand what they're saying.

Johnny6speed2 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 20:57

This is more of **** the world cause you will eventually polute the gene pool with your obviously inferior genes. Can we say Darwin award.

Poepiepiesie 3

Monday 11 October 2010 0:25

Go get your balls get smashed in some crap hardrock moshpit. You are the one that should refrain of any contact with wimmenz.

citrus915 0

Monday 11 October 2010 1:29

LOOOL

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