*You're * fucking * retarded Says the person who has grammar problems.

^ win

Wow...how can someone spell 'retarded' wrong? Hypocisy on so many levels.

1- No, you're the one who is retarded.

I lol'ed @ this..

even though you're alive... that deserves a Darwin.

59, hippocracky?

hiphopapotamus?

87 you mad?

To be honest, I think you'd have to be retarded to have the train in your sites, and just give up on catching it.

haha that was amazing ^ win

o fail that was at #54

Jew jitsu!

Geometry Gee•I'm•a•tree

so you missed the door... and hit the side of the train?

how'd I get moderated? all I said was Jew Jitsu?

hahaha epic!

r nt u dead?

I think he just slammed into the door itself

it's actually not that bad, you get jammed between the doors and enjoy the ride as your clothes get dirty.

no when he ran he hit the doors when it was close - also people do this all the time this is not a fml

No. The train didn't run over him. He just missed and probably fell as the train pulled away.

I don't think the train was moving yet I think the doors just shut before he could get in

True enough. Though, OP still wouldn't be dead.

What did 31 say?

you should see Japan..