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mrahhhhh
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#1: Why are you late for work?
#2: I missed my train and had to patiently wait for the next one.
#1: Don't let it happen again.
Alternatively...
#1: Why are you late for work?
#2: I almost died from hitting a train will trying to catch it by jumping through closing doors.
#1: ... Get the hell out.
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LexSwift
| 17
Wait. I don't get it... lol
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warpig182
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MAGNAVOX
| 0
*You're
* fucking
* retarded
Says the person who has grammar problems.
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boratt
| 0
^ win
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JillianlikesVogu
| 0
Wow...how can someone spell 'retarded' wrong? Hypocisy on so many levels.
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KingDingALing
| 9
1- No, you're the one who is retarded.
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ChrisSG
| 0
I lol'ed @ this..
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TRACKGiRLJONNi
| 0
even though you're alive... that deserves a Darwin.
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
59, hippocracky?
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rallets
| 22
hiphopapotamus?
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zp5
| 4
87 you mad?
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GeekMaster6000
| 3
To be honest, I think you'd have to be retarded to have the train in your sites, and just give up on catching it.
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bibilovesu
| 0
haha that was amazing ^ win
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bibilovesu
| 0
o fail that was at #54
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Magick
| 0
Lmao indeed yu are
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cole86
| 0
Jew jitsu!
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sourgirl101
| 21
Geometry
Gee•I'm•a•tree
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johnc3po
| 0
so you missed the door... and hit the side of the train?
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cole86
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how'd I get moderated? all I said was Jew Jitsu?
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myknewverr
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hahaha epic!
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hellomynameisada
| 0
r nt u dead?
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LexSwift
| 17
Wait. I don't get it... lol
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KayBizz
| 0
I think he just slammed into the door itself
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warpig182
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Lounia_fml
| 8
Shouldn't you be dead?
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
it's actually not that bad, you get jammed between the doors and enjoy the ride as your clothes get dirty.
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hypezster
| 0
no when he ran he hit the doors when it was close - also people do this all the time this is not a fml
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5t3ff1k4h
| 43
No. The train didn't run over him. He just missed and probably fell as the train pulled away.
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azhein
| 0
I don't think the train was moving yet I think the doors just shut before he could get in
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5t3ff1k4h
| 43
True enough. Though, OP still wouldn't be dead.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
What did 31 say?
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metallicatime
| 0
don't be an Asian and push as many people as possible in
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thikimo
| 0
you should see Japan..
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Lifeisntfair13
| 0
wait I don't get it! did you get squashed? you would be dead! did you fall ?
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Pain_and_Misery
| 0
Wow that sucks
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sam_08_fml
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Im confused what happened after u missed??
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whcwtexan
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YDI for being a dumbass...
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