By Anonymous - 07/06/2015 07:54 - United States - Wheatland

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Today, I tried talking to my wife about our sexless marriage. Her only response was to toss me a sock and say "Knock yourself out, fuckstick." FML
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Attacksloth 33

What's with all of these sexless marriage FMLS lately? We need some aphrodisiacs up in here.

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Rinat_fml 26

It doesn't sound like she's trying at all to make the sex work. FYL indeed.

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russfml 31

Unfortunately it sounds like it's time to give your wife the D and by D I mean divorce papers. FYL OP - you'd think she would be in the least to talk about the sexless marriage. Hope you get it figured out

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Miss_Mandi 29

I'm sincerely hoping that she was just in a bad mood and won't pull that response on you if you try to talk about it one more time. If not, I'm sorry, she's not trying anymore. It might be time to move on if no other options arise, OP.

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ColonelCusswords 24

Hey, atleast she doesnt want you completely sex deprived

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wakemeupplease 21

You should have said f*ck her right in the p*ssy!!!

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exoticDeath 20

It's a sexless marriage... Masturbating into a sick doesn't count as sex....

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marcelmg 10

But does she love you? That is the most important issue. You can always f*ck around.

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McDerp 11

I agree, if she loved she would be willing to have sex with you.

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sammyjanette 17

Have you stopped romancing your wife? That doesn't excuse her rude reaction though.

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Cassandra2015 21

at least she gave you the sock so you don't have to change the sheets after ..

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Onyx3288 22

Maybe divorce is something to consider. After many years I recently had to admit that if someone doesn't care about your needs or opinions they are wasting your time.

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cainchild 4

you misundertand, it's the GUY whose needs are being dismissed with abusive comments...so it's ok.

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