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By Krovels - 06/06/2016 02:48 - United States - Metuchen

Today, I took what I thought was rice out of my refrigerator. I heated it up and put sauce on it only to find out it was shredded cheese. I'm lactose intolerant. FML
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crazyoliversmum 6

What sort of cheese doesn't melt at the heat used to hear rice?

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iamdman 22

are ya nose blind? shouldn't it have looked like queso? How does this even happen? I am sorry for your body but cheese wiz! pay attention. awful pun I know.

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iamdman 22

are ya nose blind? shouldn't it have looked like queso? How does this even happen? I am sorry for your body but cheese wiz! pay attention. awful pun I know.

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crazyoliversmum 6

What sort of cheese doesn't melt at the heat used to hear rice?

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JRPilt 5

which lactose intolerant person has cheese in their fridge?

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em_iweird 26

I'm lactose intolerant and can eat some cheeses. (Like cheddar and mozzarella)

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LiliK_fml 21

One that still lives with a family that can have cheese and other dairy products, probably

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Mariq19 6

Why do you have any cheese in your fridge at all then?

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