Today, I took the bus home. A bum sat next to me. Reeking with alcohol and sweat, he pulls out a pair of nail clippers and clips his grimy finger nails. With every clip, the nails would fly up and hit me. As I was about to ask him to stop, a nail flies into my mouth. I swallowed it. FML
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I am the author of this post, and no, I could not move to a different seat. The bus was packed like a can of sardines. My seat was actually the only seat open. Lol. I wanted to be nice, so I let him sit next to me. When he was clipping his nails, yes, they were flying EVERYWHERE. I didn't mean to swallow the nail, by the way. It was accidental. Completely. Lol. I can only fit so much in that little submit box. I couldn't explain the entire story. :) Now you all know. Trust me, if I had the opportunity to move, I would've. . . .
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Canuck 0
you don't ask him to stop.. you move.. don't mess with a drunk bum just let him b
fosizzlemynizzlE 0
yeah. thats disgusting....and i have a large tolerance for things that gross me out.
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Comments (149)
polly87 0
EEEw GROSS.
xClarkGable 0
ahh, that was a great TWSS joke.
coggs 0
that is horrible fyl. im still confused as to why you swallowed a hobo's nail instead of spittin it out
endless63 2
....nasty LOL
Jimboom 12
I just threw up a little in my mouth. Thats ******* rank. But I agree with #1. Next time just move like a sensible person. Bums don't care what you want or think.
Kiquick 0
You should have just moved as #1 said. If he's inconsiderate enough to actually do such a thing with a stranger beside him, what are the odds of him even giving a s**t about what you think?
xClarkGable 0
15, by bums do you mean homeless people, or dirty, smelly, gross people? Cause stereotyping is a btch ass thing to do.
stonerchu 0
@17 Do you not read?
fylives 0
Obviously not, 'cause reading is a "btch ass thing to do". LOL
JohnSly21 0
I am now Nauseas and cant eat. FML.