Animals: Today, I took part in a raffle that was being organised in the... - FML

By Anonymous - 14/08/2014 04:38 - France

Today, I took part in a raffle that was being organised in the small countryside village where I'm vacationing. I live in big city. I won a duck. A real, live duck. FML

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n3rdzgotskillz 29

Thursday 14 August 2014 11:37

Have you not watched Friends? You'll be fine, just buy a baby chick so it has a friend.

SoulReaper8858 2

Thursday 14 August 2014 11:37

hey, some people didn't even get a duck. be thankful :p

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Ashenae 1

Saturday 16 August 2014 21:26

You can potty train a duck. They are actually really loving and caring pets. They have great personalities. I think your new feathered friend will surprise you.

Brownie02 10

Saturday 16 August 2014 22:32

Are you kidding? Having a duck is one of the most awesome at things in the world!

lucyroxmasox 4

Saturday 16 August 2014 23:11

I don't see the problem here :)

extinct_dodo 18

Sunday 17 August 2014 20:20

What the duck!

valdania 18

Sunday 17 August 2014 23:50

Sell it to a butcher shop

derp_turtle13 11

Monday 18 August 2014 4:57

I see no problem with this.

MacWorms 10

Monday 18 August 2014 19:49

DUCKY FUCKY DUCY SUCKY

mominzed 19

Monday 18 August 2014 22:15

Do you know what grilled duck tastes like?

wolfy_fml 5

Saturday 23 August 2014 22:41

Like awesome. Mmmmm I love me some duck breast with crispy skin. <3

disneyfreak 10

Monday 25 August 2014 4:28

dinner time!

ssara 10

Monday 25 August 2014 10:15

i love loz

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