Today, I took my dog to the vet and she was diagnosed with obesity. The vet then told me that dogs usually imitate their owners eating and behavior habits. FML
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Today, my mom decided our whole family is going on a diet. Why? Because the vet told us our dog is overweight, and she "didn't want Twix to suffer alone." FML
Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML
Today, after months of trying to get my Pomeranian to lose weight (the vet said she needed to lose 2kg), she was finally getting close to the goal. My cleaner came while I was at work. When I got home, I weighed my dog again, and she had put on 0.5kg, due to the cleaner not following the instructions not to feed her. FML
Today, after being worried for a week because my dog wasn't eating, I paid the vet $120 for her to tell me that my dog doesn't like her dog food. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter's school. Apparently, she was learning about the food pyramid and when she was asked to identify what she had eaten the day before, she said "dog food". FML
Today, I got my dog some weight loss formula food, as she is very overweight. This new food makes her have horrible gas. FML
Today, I thought it would be nice to take my obese dog for a walk, since she hasn't had one in a long time. She was doing great, until we were about a mile from our house. She plopped down on the ground and wouldn't move. Nobody was home so I had to carry her all the way back to our house. FML
Today, I took my labrador to the vet because he seemed really sick and wasn't acting like his usual self the past few weeks. The vet said nothing was physically wrong with him and that he's most likely suffering from depression. My own depression is why I got a dog in the first place. FML
Today, I noticed my sister's dog was very sick. One trip to the vet's later, the dog was diagnosed with gut problems caused by bad diet, and a life expectancy of about 3 months. I confronted my sister, who admitted she had the dog on the same vegan diet as her, to “save the planet.” Selfish hippie cow. FML
Today, my dog was diagnosed with depression. I got him to help with my depression. I guess we can just be miserable together. FML
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mechwarrior 0
#7 and #8 are right. If you're dog is fat, then you havent been walking it or feeding it right. This is most likely your fault.
shinshoku13 19
The whole point of this site is to bitch on the internet dumbass so if you dont like it leave and dont come back
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Comments (21)
St0rm11 0
Hmmm: I sit a round and randomly hype up, so does my dog. I eat here and there, so does she. I don't drool for food though so thats where the line draws. feeding them the reccomended amount per day 2x-3x a day (obviously divided by 2 or 3) At same or near times is best. And go for walks and such.
St0rm11 0
Accidental repost trying to reply. "Ask him if his dog eats shit then hand him a stick of gum" LOFL =D
KJLD5 0
this is one of the only fmls that made me laugh.lmao.!
Poepiepiesie 3
Vet is a synonym for fat where i live. Sign or what?
jazzmin1997 16
Vet is niet een dierenarts in het Nederlands. Vet is vet en in het Engels is het fat. Niks te synoniem.
natsaysheyyy 16
Please, please, please tell me you did NOT buy that prescription dog food for obesity... It is complete absolute shit and will kill your dog. By the way, YDI because you should be controlling every meal your dog has.
fuzz97 23
FATTY FATTY BOOM BOOM
helpfulperson 9
Horseshit. A dog's eating habits are as follows: eat till you get sick. Throw up. Eat.
migueljm5 18
You need to start going for jobs with your dog.
md101 18
#27 Jobs or jogs?
jazzmin1997 16
'She was diagnosed with obesity' Wow and you really couldn't figure that out yourself? Obesity is considered as animal cruelty, did you know that?
tintin10_fml 13
burn. vet style.