Today, I took a test as part of a job requirement. I took a sip from a bottle of juice, and the lady leading the test gave me a warning. I tried to explain that if I didn't, I would faint. She took the bottle and hid it. 15 minutes later I collapsed. She thought I was faking. I'm hypoglycemic. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, while fasting for a medical test, my blood sugar became so low that I had heart palpitations and passed out. My doctor's advice? Fast, so he can run more tests. FML
Guinea pig
Today, due to increasing frequency and severity of hypoglycemic symptoms, I went to the doctor. Apparently, the pill may have given me a rare form of temporary diabetes. She wants me to be a case study for the next 12 months. FML
Method acting
Today, I was working as a stagehand for one of my college classes. I’m diabetic and can’t go without food for more than a few hours. I was told that if I left early, ate anything backstage, or passed out, I would fail the class. I passed out. FML
This is fine
Today, while at work, I suddenly went into diabetic shock. As I was nearly passed out on the floor, a customer yelled at me for not getting his coffee in time. FML
Today, while at work I passed out due to my blood sugar not being normal. Despite the fact that it took 10 minutes to wake me, no one thought I was in any sort of danger. After the episode, I then got fired for "sleeping on the job." FML
Blood drive
Today, I tried donating blood for the first time because my company was hosting a blood drive. Right after telling everyone I wasn't afraid of needles, I fainted before they could even use one. I woke up surrounded by phlebotomists offering me juice while my coworkers whooped like I'd just scored a goal. FML
Pissed
Today, I had to take a drug test for a new job. I ended up spilling the cup of piss all over myself. I had to explain what had happened, then go sit in a waiting room full of disgusted-looking people, while I kept drinking water to fill my bladder back up. FML
Today, I ordered a Diet Coke with my meal from a fast food restaurant. Turns out, they didn't give me diet. My blood sugar spiked and I was sick for hours later. I'm a diabetic. FML
Mismanaged
Today, my manager gave me hell for leaving the restaurant early yesterday. Guilty as charged, but only because I was rushed to the hospital after going into diabetic shock. This assmunch is convinced that I either faked it all to get off work early, or that I'd been eating our own stock. FML
Today, I pretended to have a heart attack so my baby sister would know when to call 911. When I fell down and started to pretend, she drank my soda instead of helping me. FML
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Shadic 0
Wow. One on hand, you really should have said "I'm hypoglycemic," instead of just saying that you would faint. But on the other.. Taking juice away on a job test from somebody that claims that they'd faint... She should be getting in trouble for that. Hope you got the job!
crowdish 0
wtf? what a bitch! well maybe now they'll give you the job because they feel so bad. that is if you still want it!
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galad2003 0
Lawsuit!!!
Ramoose 0
Ummm number 44, even tho I'm sure you love to show of your expanded vocabulary, a syllabus is a description of a college course :) a syllabyl on theother hand is what I think you meant. OP fyl and ftb. **** THAT BITCH throw ur juice at her next time
miyon_fml 0
I've worked in HR. You medical history is completely personal and does not have to be pointed out before getting a job. If the OP had pointed out she had hypoglycemia it might have cost her the job. Anyone that says she should have told the interviewer doesnt understand that even a minor medical problem could keep you from getting a job though it is (in this state at least) illegal for a company to not hire someone because of a medical condition they still try to because of insurance and other things. She explained she would faint and that should have been enough. But I will agree a little on the fact that before she fainted, she had to feel it coming on (getting dizzy). At that point she should have spoken up and said 'I really need the juice or I will pass out now'. Then if she didnt get the juice and passed out she could sue. I have a medical problem and if I told an interviewer then there would be no way they would hire me. Only after getting hired do I tell anyone and that is only the HR manager of the company so they know what to expect. They cant fire me for it but they can not give me the job if I mention it beforehand.
starvingxartist 0
ingesting juice gives you answers to the test, DUH.
dancing_bear 0
I don't understand why you didn't tell her about your medical condition. Yes, it is your personal business, but if they need to alter the rules of a test (which apparently state that you can't have juice) for you, they need a better reason than "I'll faint". If you were diabetic, would you not expect to have to explain what you were doing if you needed to inject insulin during the test? Of course you care about your privacy and want to protect it, but in some situations you have to accept you'll need to tell people about your health issues, otherwise they won't know that their behaviour might endanger you. However, having said that, the test organisation seems utterly weird. Firstly, didn't they check when you were going in that you didn't have anything disallowed? That would have allowed you to explain quietly to the test leader then, rather than putting you in the undeniably awkward situation of having to speak up about your condition in front of a silent room of people if you wanted your juice back. When you were put on the spot like that, I completely understand your unwillingness to go into details. Also, I have seen people faint before and it is very obvious that something is wrong before it happens. Why didn't anybody notice you were getting ill? And for the woman to say you were faking after you'd collapsed is just bizarre. Hope you're all right.
GloomySkyz 0
SUE HER. And 129, No.
HteaXtrainC 0
Drop kick her and fight for your juice back. Never take a mans juice away from him.
fegd 0
Sue.
Six_and_the_Moon 3
The ability to communicate effectively, FTW. This is both an FML (because she decided to play elementary school teacher and confiscate a bottle of juice), and a YDI (because you could have explained it far more effectively, and/or discussed the issue with the workplace beforehand). That being said, in a similar situation I would have simply refused to give it to her and told her flat out I needed it for medical reasons and if she had a problem with that it could be discussed in private at a later time. If she protested beyond that, I would find work elsewhere. I would never want to work for a bunch of people who treat their employees like children.
LadyMedic 0
#107 - What are you talking about? Medics giving insulin to a hypoglycemic patient?? Assuming if the patient has diabetes their issue is they are hypERglycemic?? First off, we have glucometers. We're not idiots. If we suspect it's a diabetic issue, we check a BGL. And secondly, most paramedics don't carry insulin. All we do for someone who is hypERglycemic is give fluids. (Unless of course there's another issue going on.) We don't just walk into a room and go "That patient looks like he's in CHF. Let's stick him on CPAP and give him some lasix and nitro" without getting a history, listening to lung sounds, and doing an assessment. So we're not going to walk in, see the patient is a diabetic and assume the issue is their sugar is high, not low. And besides, the majority of the time, the issue is hypoglycemia, so if there really was a stupid medic who didn't check a BGL, they'd most likely give sugar before anything else.