Today, I took a test as part of a job requirement. I took a sip from a bottle of juice, and the lady leading the test gave me a warning. I tried to explain that if I didn't, I would faint. She took the bottle and hid it. 15 minutes later I collapsed. She thought I was faking. I'm hypoglycemic. FML
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Today, my manager gave me hell for leaving the restaurant early yesterday. Guilty as charged, but only because I was rushed to the hospital after going into diabetic shock. This assmunch is convinced that I either faked it all to get off work early, or that I'd been eating our own stock. FML
Today, I pretended to have a heart attack so my baby sister would know when to call 911. When I fell down and started to pretend, she drank my soda instead of helping me. FML
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Shadic 0
Wow. One on hand, you really should have said "I'm hypoglycemic," instead of just saying that you would faint. But on the other.. Taking juice away on a job test from somebody that claims that they'd faint... She should be getting in trouble for that. Hope you got the job!
crowdish 0
wtf? what a bitch! well maybe now they'll give you the job because they feel so bad. that is if you still want it!
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cheesecake838 0
Your kind of a dumbass because if your hypoglycemic, a lil juice box is seriously the last thing you should be drinking. You shouldn't have ANY sugar just in case you didn't know that. So only some fruits are ok to eat.
danceydancetime 0
bet she feels like a bitch now! but why didn't you tell her about it?
nuga 0
What is wrong with that bitch? Why would she care about you drinking juice during a test? If she was afraid you were cheating she could have just inspected the bottle and handed it back...
MorlekEngel 0
Bitch!
calamito 0
YDI for not being prepared. I'm hypoglycemic. It's seriously not a big deal. You should eat more often and then you wouldn't have to drink juice 24/7.
whatssofunny 0
that sucks
ohhhhshizzz 0
#177: Do you even know what hypoglycemic is? It means you don't have enough sugar, so no he DOES need the juice box. Jackass, and omfg what is up with everyone saying that they have this and that what the OP is doing is wrong. Y'all do know that every disease is NOT the same, right?
KiwiBlu 0
Oh my god, that sucks. Report her, maybe you'll get the job :)
tater2000 0
Dude I'm diabetic so I know whats its like. My teacher once took my pump from me snapping the cord. I screamed at her trying to tell her it was my pump. She still thought i was lying, got mad, and threw it hard against the floor. It then broke... a lot. She's quite stupid. She's also now unemployed and owes my family $7,000 for a new pump.
tater2000 0
Oh yeah, don't listen to all the other commenters ranting on you. There IS such thing as BAD hypoglycemia. My sugar can go from 140-40 within a minute. Yeah, that guy that mixed up hypo/hyper... look it up buddy, you're the only one wrong on all of these comments.