Today, I took a test as part of a job requirement. I took a sip from a bottle of juice, and the lady leading the test gave me a warning. I tried to explain that if I didn't, I would faint. She took the bottle and hid it. 15 minutes later I collapsed. She thought I was faking. I'm hypoglycemic. FML
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Shadic 0
Wow. One on hand, you really should have said "I'm hypoglycemic," instead of just saying that you would faint. But on the other.. Taking juice away on a job test from somebody that claims that they'd faint... She should be getting in trouble for that. Hope you got the job!
crowdish 0
wtf? what a bitch! well maybe now they'll give you the job because they feel so bad. that is if you still want it!
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Shizden 0
You could have cheated on the test by using the video below :) but that does suck she did that to you. :(
bisconito 0
For all of you medical experts on FML, there is almost never an indication to give insulin in an emergency. If you give insulin to an overmedicated diabetic, or a diabetic who has taken their drugs and has not eaten, you will exacerbate their hypoglycemia. Insulin signals most of the body's cells to take up glucose from the blood; of particular importance are brain cells. If you give insulin to someone with hypoglycemia or drug-induced hypoglycemia you will most likely send them into a coma and kill them. Give them what they need, which is a simple sugar that can restore their blood glucose level. And before someone says "you CAN'T give a diabetic sugar!," you should know that the diseases caused by diabetes are CHRONIC diseases. High blood glucose levels in a short period of time are fine, and they give you enough time to get a person to a physician.
Monstarred 7
I sometimes get shaky and a little sick when I dont eat, so its believed that im slightly hypoglysemic. Still sucks either way. FYL
3daysgrace 0
f her life
soohungry 0
Shoulda been like "If I pass out, I'm suing your ass into the ground"
Effekt 0
I would sue the bitch for all she is worth!
lil_miz_liz09 0
SUE THE BITCH
Icalasari 0
Oh god, I feel for you OP. I have Aspergers - a mild form of Autism. People not understanding what Aspergers and Tourrettes (another disorder of mine) are can cause a world of trouble People saying the OP deserves it: You are jackasses and/or trolls
fuckthiscity 0
You can tell how many Americans frequent this site by all the postings of "SUE THE BITCH"
PhoenixElite 0
That has to be one bad case of hypoglycemia. I'm hypoglycemic but I don't have any problems unless I haven't eaten for 4 hours or so.