Today, I told my mom we get Monday off due to Martin Luther King Jr. day. She then insisted that I had to go to school because that is "only for black people." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, MLK Jr. Day, I was told that since my other co workers are on vacation, I have to be at work Today. No one else is at work Today...or on any other holiday. Also I am the only black person at my office. The irony, FML
Today, my daughter actually asked me who Martin Luther king Jr was. This girl, this African American daughter of mine, with full access to the internet, who has completed a college education, doesn’t know who one of the most important black men in history is. I need to lie down. FML
Today, I had to slowly and very seriously explain to my mother why there is no 'White History Month'. I can't believe we are actually related. FML
Today, I was stuck on a campus tour with my subtly racist mother who, in an attempt to seem open-minded, deemed it appropriate to refer to our black tour guide as "Sistah". FML
Today, I became the town racist for saying "black" instead of "African-American". I'm black. FML
Today, I had to drag my grandmother out of a store because she went up to a black family and started apologizing for slavery. FML
Today, my mother called me a bad son for not telling her "Happy Mother's Day". When I told her Mother's Day wasn't until the 10th, she said that I would have forgotten anyway. FML
Today, my mom told me to do karate with her, and so I said no. Now my mom won't let me do anything until I go do karate with her. FML
Today, I had my first day off in six months. My mother immediately came down to my room and demanded that I clean the entire house. As I was cleaning, she said, "You don’t get to relax. Ever. Lazy ass." FML
Today, apparently, I can't have a bad day. After school, mom asked me if I'd had a good day. I told her no. Without asking, she went on a tirade about how unsociable I am and how poor my attitude is. I was harassed all day by my classmates because I don't wear expensive brand name clothes like they do. FML
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Charmillionaire 13
I'm assuming you got your dads brains?
PenguinBitch 44
With her logic, they should have a Ceasar Chavez day because I need a break.
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Comments (118)
Suehisass 1
Your MOTHER IS A RETARD, it isnt only for blacks, he was motivator to break the issues that the White people had with the blacks, he brought us together as Americans, not just Whites, Blacks, Browns, Yellows, Reds, SO your Mother needs to snap out of her F***ed up shell and learn this is 2013
obngprn4 6
your mom is a ******* idiot
lilsawty2 8
Oh my gosh, I am so sorry. But she's still your mom, so be nice while explaining it to her.
YouLookLikeMyEx 5
BEST MOM EVER
snk9045 3
Sorry but your mom is a borderline racist.
Special_Psycho 8
Tell her that would be segregation, which hasn't been around since the Civil Rights Movement, and it's illegal.
tacovingtonboy 10
Lol that would make that day soo much better
OhhhMaryy 12
wow... lol
destinylashey 1
That is ****** up
doglover100 29
I wonder what she did when yesterday came and you didn't go to school.