Today, I told a co-worker to "lighten up, and stop wearing black all the time, it makes you look depressed." I didn't know his father had died the week before. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went into work and noticed one of my fellow colleagues had a large bunch of flowers on her desk. As soon as I saw her, I immediately said, "Happy Birthday!" Everyone went quiet. It wasn't her birthday; her father had died. FML
Today, thinking my ex-gothic friend was going through another "wear all black" phase, I walked up to her and jokingly asked who died. Her father. Her father died. FML
Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML
Today, at my new job at a funeral home, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't "lighten the hell up" while dealing with our grieving clients. FML
Today, my coworker left a tiny mess in the break room. I cleaned it up and jokingly said, "Your mother isn't here to clean up after you." She started crying. I forgot her mom died last week. FML
Today, my coworker said that she suddenly got the shivers. I jokingly told her that it meant she must be being watched by a dead person and made stupid ghost noises. She then told me it was the anniversary of her dad's death and burst into tears. FML
Today, I told my new boss to wish his daughter a happy birthday on my behalf, as I overheard him saying it was today. Turns out she committed suicide three years ago. FML
Today, at work, I asked a lady how she was doing. When she replied, I didn't understand her, and instead of asking her what she'd said, I just replied with, "Oh, that's good." What she'd said that I didn't understand was that her husband had just died. FML
Today, while mourning my friend's recent passing, my dad told me to shut the fuck up because "worse things are going on in the world". FML
Today, I was bored out of my mind at work. I told my coworker he was lucky to be leaving early. I forgot the reason of his early departure was to go to his grandfather's funeral. FML
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Top comments
KittyJay 3
This is why you don't assume or judge when you don't know the whole story. ydi.
GoW_Chick 15
Wow you are an ass, next time get all your facts before you go telling people what to do, or shut up and let people dress how they want to dress.
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Comments (81)
dawsman123 0
And ur a dick cause he dident now ! Go some were .
iplayhockey3 9
Ouch, that sucks
jesse91 12
you couldn't have been more of a **** if you tried.
seeunexttuesdays 6
Asshole
Isa_fml 20
And that is why you mind your own business.
lolyeahthatsme 11
Thats what happens when you don't think before you do shit.
hahafmls 8
You don't deserve it... You didn't know and therefor didn't do it cold heartedly.
Ninjasaurus18 9
Why does it matter that he wore black all the time? You're such an asshole; just because someone doesn't dress in ******* rainbows everyday of the week doesn't mean they're depressed!!!
hearting_roots 10
rude lil bitch arent ya
Elizabeth_Scholt 18
You asshole