Your story must start with “Today,” and end with “FML”. TXT language is forbidden and spelling mistakes hurt people’s eyeballs, so the use of either would result in the direct dismissal of your FML. Don’t use this space for discussions, advertising or spam, or for posting anything which isn’t an FML. Furthermore, it’s not possible to obtain badges by posting keywords, so stop believing things you’ve read on message boards. Don’t try reposting old FMLs, we’re not that daft.
Top comments
RyanMacVey 17
did you invite other cats??? lol
hockeyrocks39 0
Can you say, "cRaZy CaT lAdY."
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (242)
GoodLookingGeese 10
if it's not Garfield then you have a win-win situation: at least your cat is happy and you by having the cat
ajsciri4 0
the very definition of lonely
gabbygirll3 0
why do people on embarass themselves on here? whats the freaking point of being like "i threw a surprise party for my cat fml"
Zdog101 0
y the hell would u throw a party
gemzroxya 0
cute.
logo79 0
loser
VioletRaven1 8
U R A Dick ^
spelly2650 0
what the hell are you thinking ?
AllICanSayisFML_fml_fml 0
WOW !
ILoveTabz 0
I think I just laughed the hardest I ever have in my life!
tayza249 20
you probably confused the poor cat :/