what's with people sending in these crap FMLs? No on gives a shit!!! are you expecting pity when it's obviously your fault?
perdix 31
If you really loved your cat, you would have hired me to DJ! I would have played:
"The Year of the Cat" Al Stewart
"Too Cool for Cats" Squeeze
"Cat Scratch Fever" Ted Nugent
"Cat People" David Bowie
and then, just for a goof, a few bars of "Who Let the Dogs Out"
But we'll get back on track with Tom Jones' "What's New, Pussycat?"
However, you didn't, so you are just a slightly eccentric cat fancier, instead of a batshit-crazy, demented cat lover!
Can someone enlighten me please? What exactly is "having a life?" I don't see the problem in throwing a cat a birthday party. You don't need to go out and have a million friends to "have a life." OP has the right to live his/her life however he/she wants.
Of course she has the right to live her(I doubt this is a guy, tbh :P) life however she wants, doesn't make it any less miserable or sad though, which we all have equal right to comment on. Heck, even the one who posted the FML realizes how pathetic she is, hence the FML... enlightened?
Thanks Sawako. I have many friends. my cats r just more fun to hang with.
VioletRaven1 8
U r right I throw party's for my dog and invite my friends dogs over . They r like humans to me because I can talk 2 them even if they don't listen hug them and get all warm kiss them on the head and they don't mind and tell them your secrets without the worry of being spread u may think I'm crazy we'll I am ..... I'm a fun , lovable to some ,animal crazy person...... But u probs think crazy in the head well im not
texxan87 0
kill your cat and you can start getting a life by Gettin so drunk you actually forget how miserable your life is!
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RyanMacVey 17
did you invite other cats??? lol
hockeyrocks39 0
Can you say, "cRaZy CaT lAdY."
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Gerrito 0
Haha just ridiculous
SimmoRocks 1
Aww that's sweet :>
imbored666 5
what's with people sending in these crap FMLs? No on gives a shit!!! are you expecting pity when it's obviously your fault?
perdix 31
If you really loved your cat, you would have hired me to DJ! I would have played: "The Year of the Cat" Al Stewart "Too Cool for Cats" Squeeze "Cat Scratch Fever" Ted Nugent "Cat People" David Bowie and then, just for a goof, a few bars of "Who Let the Dogs Out" But we'll get back on track with Tom Jones' "What's New, Pussycat?" However, you didn't, so you are just a slightly eccentric cat fancier, instead of a batshit-crazy, demented cat lover!
y33katelynballa 0
you forgot pussy monster by lil Wayne
Sawako7 0
Can someone enlighten me please? What exactly is "having a life?" I don't see the problem in throwing a cat a birthday party. You don't need to go out and have a million friends to "have a life." OP has the right to live his/her life however he/she wants.
TheWicked 4
Of course she has the right to live her(I doubt this is a guy, tbh :P) life however she wants, doesn't make it any less miserable or sad though, which we all have equal right to comment on. Heck, even the one who posted the FML realizes how pathetic she is, hence the FML... enlightened?
kaileigh10 2
Thanks Sawako. I have many friends. my cats r just more fun to hang with.
VioletRaven1 8
U r right I throw party's for my dog and invite my friends dogs over . They r like humans to me because I can talk 2 them even if they don't listen hug them and get all warm kiss them on the head and they don't mind and tell them your secrets without the worry of being spread u may think I'm crazy we'll I am ..... I'm a fun , lovable to some ,animal crazy person...... But u probs think crazy in the head well im not
texxan87 0
kill your cat and you can start getting a life by Gettin so drunk you actually forget how miserable your life is!
ProhibitionRose 14
Killing her cat would make her almost as pathetic as you. Do us ass a favor and shut the hell up, and while you're at it, shave.
babyschmoo 13
I love you :)
ProhibitionRose 14
all* not ass. even my phone was trying to call you an ass
XmyviolentheartX 13
Aww don't feel bad, I celebrate my pets birthdays too. After all they're a part of the family right?
chuck1986 0
Let me guess you are a single parent.
TheWicked 4
Whoa... you are ******* sad..
zzzBOLTzzz 1
I didn't knew cats could post FMLs.