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Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish. FML

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Did you make your friend pee on you again? Did you stare at his/her genitals while they peed? Did a lot of pee get on an area that wasn't stung? It's this sort of information that leaves me unable to choose between FML/YDI.

laurisshnazzy 0

Haha. I got stung by a jellyfish a few years ago.. no piss necessary. A few painkillers, one ointment cream, and two hours laying down with my leg elevated sent the pain away. Sucks to be you.

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Well your dumb for letting your " friend" pee on you. Cause that's a myth

X_o_X_ocutie 0

r Kelly all over again

This is classic! Sting me once, shame on you, sting me twice, shame on me

the ocean is actually a really good place to wash cuts. the salt water really cleans them pit well and actually prevents infections. I know this because I have lives by the ocean my entire life & does this on dozens of occasions. just make sure the sharks don't smell you! (;

PrimeStarscream 30

Please don't breed. Ever.

what? ur friend had to pee on u?

....you purposefully wiped off the pee to get peed on again. i see what you did there.

And I doubt their friend could give another worthy pee that soon....

Only a true friend would piss on you in such a time of need.