Heather
United States
Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish. FML
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Nakedsquirrel 5
Did you make your friend pee on you again? Did you stare at his/her genitals while they peed? Did a lot of pee get on an area that wasn't stung? It's this sort of information that leaves me unable to choose between FML/YDI.
laurisshnazzy 0
Haha. I got stung by a jellyfish a few years ago.. no piss necessary. A few painkillers, one ointment cream, and two hours laying down with my leg elevated sent the pain away. Sucks to be you.
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princessoli 0
yeah... i'm calling a bs on this one.
writerajere 0
you should have added the detail that your friend was now out of pee for the second sting and maybe had to ask a stranger to pee on you.
christopherlove 0
Urine is sterile and you went to clean it off in beach water? Sounds like your burning down the village in order to save it.
archie246 0
Awww, that sucks. Sorry !
lizanne77 0
pee, rinse, repeat...
shakakahn 0
Myth!
KevinC69 0
Pee is for a sea urchin retard.
foxegrandpa 0
God said "No ocean for you"
Yyz 0
Pictures or it never happened!
FoundManyLemons 0
Going back into jellyfish waters = YDI, totally and completely. I mean really.