Heather
United States
Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish. FML
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Nakedsquirrel 5
Did you make your friend pee on you again? Did you stare at his/her genitals while they peed? Did a lot of pee get on an area that wasn't stung? It's this sort of information that leaves me unable to choose between FML/YDI.
laurisshnazzy 0
Haha. I got stung by a jellyfish a few years ago.. no piss necessary. A few painkillers, one ointment cream, and two hours laying down with my leg elevated sent the pain away. Sucks to be you.
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RhymePrime 7
Victim of a Jellyfish sting. Yes. Used as a Bathroom. Yes. FYL. YES.
wayofftheline_fml 0
Wow that reeeeeeally sux but why did ur friends pee on you?? Thats disgusting
johnbug89 0
You have to pee on your self it is only stierrl to your own body
fuckzombies 0
Lol thats was funny
koala_king 0
Lmao. I've been stung b4. Strangly, burying my foot in wet sand worked.
rustyrox 0
From experience I can say I'd rather be stung twice by a jelly than once by a stingray! :(
Bushkabob 0
Lmao
saukflyers 0
that really blows
OMGobstoppers 0
why did your friend have to pee on you?
manowar13 0
"Contrary to popular belief, urinating on the area of a jellyfish sting to remove the nematocyst(s) makes the condition worse rather than better."