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Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish. FML

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Nakedsquirrel 5

Did you make your friend pee on you again? Did you stare at his/her genitals while they peed? Did a lot of pee get on an area that wasn't stung? It's this sort of information that leaves me unable to choose between FML/YDI.

laurisshnazzy 0

Haha. I got stung by a jellyfish a few years ago.. no piss necessary. A few painkillers, one ointment cream, and two hours laying down with my leg elevated sent the pain away. Sucks to be you.

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trackrunner525 0

ya...i dont get that...why'd he have to pee on u...is he retarded?

Steph94_fml 0

Im sorry, but damnnnnn talk about bad luck! i thought mine was bad!

ph900921 0

HAHAHAHHAHAHA #37 is retarded

yeepers 0

Your friend had to pee on you? Wait, what?

lifem0nst3r7 0

that's really funny and I have never heard of that pee thing.

rachelbrianna25 0

i have heard of the pee thing, it works. haha. I don't mind being stung. LOL! Seriously, folks have you heard of a shower? It provides fresh water. Look it up & maybe one day it will help you!!

staticx 0

It was unfortunate the first time, but the second time you just deserved to get peed on. Learn next time

Creston 0

Vinegar does work. And so does vodka. I'm not kidding, it does. As Wiki says, applying vinegar to common jellyfish stings deactivates the nematocysts (which is a type of venomous cell, apparently). Also, as xkcd says, you are a scientist. I don't remember the link, but I remember the comic: Upon pulling a lever, lightning strikes the guy. A normal person's thoughts? "I'd better not do that again..." A scientist's thoughts? "I wonder if that happens every time? *pull*"

FEARTHEGOAT93 0

Thats y you use the little shower thingys they have to was urself off...