Money: Today, I spent five dollars on a virtual cat. FML

By bobbeta30 - 11/01/2012 16:33 - United States

Today, I spent five dollars on a virtual cat. FML

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bobbeta30 14

Saturday 14 May 2016 5:35

i'm the OP, I just stumbled upon this FML after over 4 years.. I'm pleased to announce that I've moved on from spending $5 on virtual cats to over $300 on virtual anime girl cards. and I have 2 real cats now. don't let your dreams be dreams, guys

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Top comments

deviable 9

Wednesday 11 January 2012 19:02

Why not just give a real one a home and adopt?

jackassiddy 8

Wednesday 11 January 2012 19:04

I'm guessing that's not the type of pussy you thought you were paying for?

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jesalf 1

Wednesday 11 January 2012 23:26

Dude, that's awsome!

lawl_fluffles 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 23:39

How bout a dog

subarufordvw03 4

Thursday 12 January 2012 0:01

Ima die alone with 50 virtual cats! Yeah(:

LDKATJF 4

Thursday 12 January 2012 0:15

ive spent 3 on a fish!!!!!

xrudeboyrock 29

Thursday 12 January 2012 0:15

Ugh, I hate these FML's. How can you expect to get sympathy for something you CHOSE to do?

bobbeta30 14

Thursday 12 January 2012 4:09

I don't want sympathy, I wanted to get it posted, and I got my wish!

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Thursday 12 January 2012 14:49

Congratulations. You still deserved it.

Fireful 9

Friday 13 January 2012 3:11

^Agreed.

m_nicole_13 3

Saturday 18 February 2012 20:54

agreed^^

RealReality 12

Friday 5 October 2012 11:16

^^^agree^^^

kittykat1501 31

Thursday 18 June 2015 8:31

Not agreed! Jk but still I would pay for an adorable virtual cay

loller27 6

Thursday 12 January 2012 0:25

#coolstorybro

SmittyJA24 26

Thursday 12 January 2012 0:46

YDI. Classic.

bri5083 9

Thursday 12 January 2012 1:13

That cat better be able to jump out of the screen and give you your money back.

FIRESTARTER97 3

Thursday 12 January 2012 1:22

Someone alittle lonley

kreepers 6

Thursday 12 January 2012 1:23

I spent a $1000. That makes me 200 times more stupid. Fantastic!

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