Money: Today, I spent five dollars on a virtual cat. FML

By bobbeta30 - 11/01/2012 16:33 - United States

Today, I spent five dollars on a virtual cat. FML

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bobbeta30 14

Saturday 14 May 2016 5:35

i'm the OP, I just stumbled upon this FML after over 4 years.. I'm pleased to announce that I've moved on from spending $5 on virtual cats to over $300 on virtual anime girl cards. and I have 2 real cats now. don't let your dreams be dreams, guys

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deviable 9

Wednesday 11 January 2012 19:02

Why not just give a real one a home and adopt?

jackassiddy 8

Wednesday 11 January 2012 19:04

I'm guessing that's not the type of pussy you thought you were paying for?

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LauraKaty 2

Thursday 12 January 2012 21:03

Aww... Never mind :L you could always give it to someone as a gift?

wolfpack2206 1

Friday 13 January 2012 1:40

F**K cats, they r annoying and lazy... dogs are way better then cats.

UhLeeUh 6

Friday 13 January 2012 6:59

Forever alone

picklemonger 13

Friday 13 January 2012 16:56

Just get a real one at the pound for free and when it dies, get a new one. :)

zander4310 5

Saturday 14 January 2012 1:18

Get a real cat

bobbeta30 14

Sunday 15 January 2012 6:10

I have a real cat already

Twakkie731 4

Saturday 14 January 2012 2:19

now fork out another ten dollars to buy a coyote and your cat problem is solved :)

DoubleDerek 6

Saturday 14 January 2012 19:15

O yeah! I voted 'I agree, your life sucks' #1990. My birthyear! Btw... nice FML

BostonBruinsFan 8

Monday 16 January 2012 2:33

Why the **** get a virtual cat??? Everyone needs a virtual dog, notta cat!!!!!

Jen1030 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 22:22

R u ******* stupid!!!!!!?

dzinerbear 1

Monday 20 February 2012 5:04

Does the virtual cat purr?

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