Miscellaneous: Today I spent all of the time possible with my dad before I will... - FML

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By Fatherless - 25/12/2016 06:18

Today I spent all of the time possible with my dad before I will go months without seeing him. The reason. My mom is a sadistic bitch thinks my wife stole me from her. I'm 38 and married with kids. My mom still thinks I'm 12. Goodbye Dad. FML

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Jay18 22

Sunday 25 December 2016 20:13

did you try telling her how you see it from your point of view or does she not care

sturschaedel 27

Sunday 25 December 2016 22:43

Can't you meet your dad alone, without your mom knowing?

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Jay18 22

Sunday 25 December 2016 20:13

did you try telling her how you see it from your point of view or does she not care

sturschaedel 27

Sunday 25 December 2016 22:43

Can't you meet your dad alone, without your mom knowing?

r83839 22

Monday 26 December 2016 9:52

If your dad is worth anything, he'll make a way to see you. I'd stand up to the mom if I were him, but he should at least sneak out to see his kid. That's ridiculous.

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