Miscellaneous: Today, I showed off my new tattoo to my friends. Too bad it says...

By inked - 05/02/2012 05:54 - United States

Today, I showed off my new tattoo to my friends. Too bad it says "Walk Earless" now instead of "Walk Fearless." That's right, I'm now supporting Van Gogh. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 21:56 - Sweden - V?llingby

Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML

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No ragrets

By Isabel - 19/08/2024 22:00 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I showed my new tattoo to my friends. It's supposed to be a deep, philosophical quote in Latin, symbolizing strength and resilience. My friend, who happens to be fluent in Latin, started laughing hysterically. Turns out, it actually says, "You are dumb." FML

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I think it's cool

By Elizabeth Ann - 21/09/2018 14:00

Today, after months of planning, I finally got my first tattoo: my cat's paw print. I love it so I showed my friends pictures. One said it looks like poop and the other said it looks like I have a disease. FML

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By I'm an asshole - 03/11/2016 21:46 - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, I complimented a guy on his Van Gogh costume. As it turns out, he had an infection in his ear. FML

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Great idea

By aridaley - 21/05/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML

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Inked

By damnit - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I got my first tattoo. It's a large broadsword which runs the length of my spine. I went home to show it off, only to learn that the hilt on my neck looks just like a penis when the rest of it is covered with my shirt. FML

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By anon - 27/03/2013 23:17 - Netherlands - Swalmen

Today, I showed my aunt and mother my tattoo. They both burst out laughing. FML

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By scaredinnyc - 14/11/2012 01:03 - United States - Trenton

Today, I was looking at tattoos and fell in love with a really cool looking one, so I decided to get it. I later showed it to a friend who is a cop. He informed me that it is a gang tattoo. I think I just put a target on my ankle. FML

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By popemichael - 19/06/2009 22:48 - United States

Today, I was showing my unique new tattoo to my friends when a man approaches me with his digital camera and asks if he could take a picture of the tattoo for his website. I agreed. I find out later that it's a site about ugly tattoos. FML

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By authentic - 18/02/2009 23:20 - United States

Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML

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gigglingalways 6

Sunday 5 February 2012 12:33

Generally, you should go to a tattoo artist that can spell to avoid such things as this happening.

awagh666 14

Sunday 5 February 2012 12:35

Better than saying "Falk Wearless"

Comments

KingCeltic77 18

Tuesday 12 February 2013 3:43

Just say you support George Weasley.

hamptonw92 4

Tuesday 8 October 2013 20:52

Sounds like a retarded tattoo either way.

Rissa11 9

Wednesday 6 November 2013 9:10

Um...on all the tattoos I've had, I am always asked if I like the location before inking it. You would have seen it misspelled. YDI dumbass.

wildmonkey 16

Wednesday 27 November 2013 0:42

What's wrong with Van Gogh? Anyway, at least the tattooist didn't spell walk wrong or something. They need a standardized grammar/spelling test for all people who do body art. This seems to happen a lot.

SgtBlacksmith 9

Sunday 2 March 2014 17:30

*Cough*Yourfault*Cough*

LyricaSilvan 29

Thursday 26 March 2015 12:03

Sorry it didn't go as planned, but you made a pretty clever joke there.

galactictoast13 22

Wednesday 15 July 2015 7:30

that sucks, that tattoo isnt gonna van gogh away easily.... ...ill just see myself out

SolidSteak 5

Sunday 22 November 2015 11:03

What's wrong with Van Gogh?

FarFromHome_fml 17

Saturday 9 January 2016 17:41

As a general rule a good tattoo artist will draw a transfer so you can see the tattoo in place before it's done. As the owner of a wordy tattoo, I have to say that fankly it's your own damn fault if you let them write that.