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Today, I sharted. While I was naked. Standing on a new carpet in my girlfriend's bedroom. In front of my girlfriend. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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whiskey'swino 15

Never trust a fart.

Rabite 28

How does this keep happening?

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Comments (18)

Mungolikecandy 19

To work out FML or YDI more infomation is required. Is this a random bowel explosion or was it alcohol related?

Charlie Given 28

I farted ,it tickled ,my butt cheeks wiggled hey look Jesus is on the carpet🤣🤣🤣

l_train 2

That's called "marking your territory".

Linda Graber 12

Well ain’t that the *****.

jabc34 9

hope she had stain master protection

randybryant799 21

Could you not feel it coming???

wrenavery90 12

I have to admit that would be a deal breaker for me.