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By "Friends" The Danger of Double Booking - 21/03/2016 09:30 - United States - Cold Spring Harbor

Today, I set-up 2 first dates with guys I met on Bumble. Only been talking to them about a week and they both asked me out around the same time. My weekend was pretty busy so I set them up for the same day. No harm, no fowl, just a date right? Wrong, oh so wrong! Turns out they are best friends! Fml

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