Miscellaneous: Today, I scored the winning goal in my soccer tournament. For...

Own goals happen a lot. Hopefully you didn't pick a corner and aim it... A deflection isn't your fault. Matter of fact I watched Garreth Barry smash it off of a defender today intentionally. It's a goal, and no one thought the defender was to blame

mikey64speedy 2

Monday 7 November 2011 7:11

I feel your pain. I've played soccer all my life and I've only made one goal. It was an auto-goal

samicna 4

Monday 7 November 2011 10:02

I hope they made you MVP

Lily_lops95 0

Monday 7 November 2011 14:41

I've done this million times..that's what I get for thinking "spongeball" is the most rediculous game that anyone has ever come up with

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