Miscellaneous: Today, I scored the winning goal in my soccer tournament. For...

Happens all the time OP, if you didnt shot it at the goal on purpose then fyl, if you did it on purpose then ydi for being stupid, bit my guess is that someone took a shot at goal and you changed the direction of the ball by accident

nutwrap 5

Monday 7 November 2011 17:49

GAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!

williexsd 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 2:52

lol FYL that must suck :/

chingthecreator 4

Tuesday 8 November 2011 3:01

Stop playing soccer

lionlvr 9

Tuesday 8 November 2011 7:13

Ugh..I almost did that once.. :)

myFMLname 8

Wednesday 9 November 2011 5:17

This reminds me of an episode of Full house

mster_fml 0

Monday 14 November 2011 2:34

How old r u...and u still do this. Kinduv pathetic

Finchonian 9

Monday 13 February 2012 9:12

Weasley is our King.

The_Hunger_Games 4

Tuesday 26 June 2012 18:33

That's not very bad

doglover100 28

Friday 6 July 2012 17:30

Sorrry. That happens sometimes.

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