By CrapFeet - 11/12/2009 14:11 - Malaysia
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OP here. Well of course I cleaned it up before typing, any idiot would do that. FYI, yes I did deserve it because I would normally remove all personal belongings before leaving but for this once, I left my shirt on the hook behind the door because I was rushing for time and I just showered so I needed time to fix my hair, wear my contacts etc before leaving and I simply forgot to take it :( The stench wasn't there, no idea why. Need details? lol ok, maybe because the outer part of the turd hardened, leaving the inner part slightly soft and moist, thus 'locking' the smell in perhaps? And yes, I did clean the friggin wall..the bathroom was shared between me and two other girls. I know the girls won't clean it, so...
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Drunktard* :)
ew.
i seriously do not get why someone would do that...I have never been so drunk that i have lost control of my bowels, or shat on something on purpose...other than a toilet. WTF is wrong with drunk people nowadays? FYL you did not deserve this!
I don't get why someone would take a dump on the floor of a bathroom. I mean, they're already in the bathroom, they might as well take the fifteen steps to the toilet. YDI, though, for leaving your shirt in the bathroom.
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Thats what i was thinking #17.. why shit in a bathroom when you're just gonna shit on the floor. Still hilarious tho.
you NOW have shit all over your feet hands and wall? that sucks, cuz then NOW it would be on your keyboard too...
Exactly how does your "favorite" shirt end up in the dorm bathroom without you realizing it? If you are that careless, you have no one but yourself to blame...hope you don't treat your wallet like that.
"I now have shit all over my feet, hands and the wall in front of me" Now? Lol.
Your shirt must have been awful *shitty* cough cough.
er, I'm sure I said this before but... "how did it get on your hands?"
got on the hands because it was flcked up into the air spraying on the wall and then she.. caught it!
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Did you clean up before you typed the FML?
i seriously do not get why someone would do that...I have never been so drunk that i have lost control of my bowels, or shat on something on purpose...other than a toilet. WTF is wrong with drunk people nowadays? FYL you did not deserve this!