By CrapFeet - 11/12/2009 14:11 - Malaysia

Today, I saw my favourite shirt on the floor of my dorm's bathroom. Feeling too lazy to bend down, I used my feet to "flick" the shirt up. Apparently, some drunkard took a dump on the floor and used my shirt to cover it up. I now have shit all over my feet, hands and the wall in front of me. FML
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OP here. Well of course I cleaned it up before typing, any idiot would do that. FYI, yes I did deserve it because I would normally remove all personal belongings before leaving but for this once, I left my shirt on the hook behind the door because I was rushing for time and I just showered so I needed time to fix my hair, wear my contacts etc before leaving and I simply forgot to take it :( The stench wasn't there, no idea why. Need details? lol ok, maybe because the outer part of the turd hardened, leaving the inner part slightly soft and moist, thus 'locking' the smell in perhaps? And yes, I did clean the friggin wall..the bathroom was shared between me and two other girls. I know the girls won't clean it, so...

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Did you clean up before you typed the FML?

i seriously do not get why someone would do that...I have never been so drunk that i have lost control of my bowels, or shat on something on purpose...other than a toilet. WTF is wrong with drunk people nowadays? FYL you did not deserve this!

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...And your first thought was "oh, I have to put this up on FML" without even considering cleaning it up first ("[...]the wall in front of me.")?

Oops. Anyway, why would you leave your shirt in the dorm bathroom? Luckily, it was just your shirt and not your phone, or wallet...

Today, I got shit all over my hands. My first reaction was to type out an FML. Now I have shit all over my laptop. FML

Why the hell are you typing and FML in the dorm bathroom? fake!

amandabelle 0

The first time I read this I thought it said "my mom's bathroom"....lol.