Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a group of attractive guys at the mall. One of them...

By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, I saw a group of attractive guys at the mall. One of them looked exactly like a friend, so I decided to take a picture. Trying to be discreet, I put my phone up to my ear as if I was making a phone call, and pressed the capture button. The flash went off. FML

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By Noname - 16/03/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, I was out on a date with a guy. His hot co-worker came to have a beer with us, and I knew my best friend would think he was gorgeous. I wanted to take a picture of him without knowing, so i tried to hold up my phone and pretend to be texting. The flash went off. FML

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Paparazzi

By iStoleTheBrownie - 25/08/2017 01:32

Today, my friend asked me to send her a picture of my crush. I've never talked to him so I had to take the picture without him knowing. My flash was on. FML

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By phone-less - 17/12/2015 02:47 - United States - East Peoria

Today, I was at an amusement park with friends. We wanted to get a picture of all four of us, so we asked a nice-looking man to take it for us on my brand-new iPhone 6s. He took something. Unfortunately, it wasn't a picture. FML

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Classic

By jacked - 02/10/2009 23:32 - United States

Today, I was taking a group shot with my friends when I asked a stranger to take the picture for us. He backed up and told us to squish closer together, and when he was at least 20 feet away, he turned and ran off with my camera. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2014 02:47 - United States - Irvine

Today, I was at the mall with a couple of friends when we saw a couple of cute boys. I made eye contact with the cutest one. Flustered, I giggled, only to send a wad of snot flying out of my nose. FML

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Public freakout time

By Roode - 22/07/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, while walking in the mall, I spotted my ex boyfriend with his friends. To make myself look less lonely, I put my iPhone up to my ear and started an imaginary conversation with my invisible boyfriend. As I passed him, my phone started ringing loudly. It was him calling. He knew I was faking. FML

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By FML - 11/07/2016 21:16 - United States - Pine Bush

Today, I was at work and a guy walked up holding his phone with the camera facing me. He then looks up at me and says, "I'm not taking a picture of you. I'm just trying to catch a Pokemon." And here I was thinking that I looked nice today. FML

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By Pissed - 15/10/2012 19:57 - United States - Newton Center

Today, at a family reunion, we all squeezed in for a picture. I set the self-timer and ran to get in it. 2 seconds before the picture went off, some guy came up, stole the camera, and ran away. FML

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By sarah - 18/04/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself. I took one with a really stupid face. This girl passes by and says, "Wow, that's a cool effect! You look just like an alien!" I wasn't using any effects. It was a regular picture. FML

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Italiae 7

Monday 31 October 2011 4:56

Ooooh ninja moves right there...

flockz 19

Monday 31 October 2011 4:58

laugh hysterically and run away. it will fit your creeper vibes.

Comments

Dalliance 4

Monday 31 October 2011 5:03

No one's said it yet, so I will: it's "discreet", not "discrete". Come on, mods.

Sirin_fml 46

Monday 31 October 2011 5:08

Both are correct.

BIGmoney107 0

Monday 31 October 2011 5:06

Nice going hot stuff.

macdaddymady 8

Monday 31 October 2011 5:07

Drop it like it's hot and RUN.

LuckyTxMade 0

Monday 31 October 2011 5:18

Run forest run!

uniongirl02 0

Monday 31 October 2011 5:07

Creeps these days..

LuckyTxMade 0

Monday 31 October 2011 5:08

Wonder if it made the loud old school picture sound? ....then the flash finish it off

wolffire222 5

Monday 31 October 2011 5:09

Lmfao!! Nice one OP.

victo890 11

Monday 31 October 2011 5:15

Ninja!! XD ! Did he notice ??!!

GVirdi 11

Monday 31 October 2011 8:54

Oh no not at all

leadman1989 15

Monday 31 October 2011 5:17

A picture is worth a thousand words... this one is worth only one. FAIL :p

leadman1989 15

Monday 31 October 2011 7:21

Lol... pictures are still invaluable in most circles. Hence says like pics or it didn't happen and pics or GTFO! They and vids are recession proof people are always gonna want to see a fat guy get hit in the nuts!